"You had me at hello."
"I thought you'd never ask."
"What took you so long."
That kind of thing.
Spill your most grimace worthy
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Quote by Hollywood3
Some jerk, who would not look me in the eyes, only my chest... asked me if he could put his dick between my breasts
Quote by scooter
Does a snake have knees?
Does a bear sh_t in the woods?
If a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't hit the ground every time he hops.
Thats my name, don't wear it out.
With a friend like you, who needs enemies.
The pleasure is all mine.
You don't look a day over 25.
My, what a strong grip you have there. (during a hand shake)
No matter how big I get, I'll always look up to you.
It's not you, it's me.
Quote by mazza
I know it's not exactly what you were after, but one of my favourites is
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Just makes me laugh!!
Quote by LittleMissBitch
[heheee...i love the things you say scoot. i wanna be a Scooter Groupie
Quote by mazza
Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"