I'm not feeling well, I won't be into the office today. ;)
Fuck you halloween candy, fuck you very much!!
Fuck it dude. Let's go bowling. its from the big lebowski but its a great saying
"I heard a very wise dominant friend of mine once comment that anyone can buy any toy and that it never has been the toys that are dangerous."
You can never overdo a good thing.
"wanna get wild"
thats all thats on my mind today feeling like a very wild woman today
Lol my brother says this all the time..."well lick my hole," instead of "wow, really ???"
Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H
I can hear my bed calling me.
If I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it!
A hard man is good to find.
I remember the name but the face escapes me.