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My bf - "Sex is the cherry on the icecream"
Heck, I rarely get cherries on my icecream, maybe thats why I get friend-zoned by all the attractive guys?
"Please, this is a 'no-F-bomb' zone."
thank god it's friday
Bite me!
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
THAT is going to leave a mark.
TMI - Too much information!!
Two quotes:
"Work work"
-Peons in Warcraft III

"Why do I always get the dirtjobs?"
-Dozers in Generals
woo hoo
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
"You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
BITE ME!
Seriously??
"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, and you can't prove a thing!"
Sleep? Who needs sleep?
Does it look like I give a fuck?
I can't help but to wonder why.
Quote by Cami
Does it look like I give a fuck?


I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
thank god it's friday
I'm switching between "bloody hell" and "bollocks" sometimes "bloody bollocks" and on occasion "I like trains" in a funny voice because it's funny.
Paradigm Shift
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
I can't do it.
Quote by loveamongriots


I'm using this one for the rest of the week!


My variation on 'does it look like I give a fuck' is:

You've obviously got me confused with someone who gives a fuck.
"Did I really just do that? Fuck, I did. Bloody hell."