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I lost just a battle but the war isn't over yet!
onward and forward
"OH SHIT!"

I think that's what George Custer said at the Battle of the Little Bighorn.
wake-up and do it all over again.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


I've been saying "Fuck it!" a lot lately.
If At First you don't succeed,

Move on to the next guy!



Since I'm having a hormonal day of rage, "Back off!"
Has Anyone Seen My Thong?

got milk?

oh, I need to be milked! one of my bfs can get a little when I'm pms'ing... so hot!
Hakuna matata, motherfucker.
Thank God it is FUCKING FRIDAY!!!
I'm horny............
No. Unless you tell me I'm pretty. Then yes.
*grabs shotgun* PAY UP YOU FUCKING BOLLOCK!
I don't make love... I fuck.. Hard
Having a chaotic household, life suddenly got a lot easier for us as parents once our sanity was lost.
If it dont fit dont force it !
If it dont fit dont force it !
Fuck you and fuck everybody else!
Anything and everything fits with a little bit of force!!!!
Don't make decisions when you're angry and don't make a promises when you're happy.
Mondaze
"That's just wrong right there."