The top one is labelled 'Back On The Market'. There must be a discount on returns. Do you think they do refunds?
Earl's cute. I'll take him. What? A buck fifty? I got some chickens needs chasin.
Love this quote from TJ
I'm looking for a girl named "Julie".. it's just easier that way. I got this "Julie" tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that's cool.
You're kidding me right?
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I sort of like the philosophy of the CEO though...
Art Melton, Industry Icon
Art Melton is the foremost expert on internet spousal ordering fulfillment systems. He served as CEO until his recent legal problems and subsequent disappearance.
"I was told early on that startup businesses are risky... people told me my idea was stupid... but I believe the key to success is to ignore other people's opinions."
My heart is melting my knees are shaking i think im in love!!!!
but is a two way tide between Steven (that mugshot pic is just to appealing) or Fuad (Half price!!! come on i love bargains)
Thanks WMM for helping me find my true love!!
i wanna no how ya kin sign up
*spits my drink laughing!*
f*&king hilarious!!
The guy at the bottom is half price. Come on ladies, any takers?
"Happiness is doing it rotten your own way."Isaac Asimov (1994)
I think if they were my only choices I'd live a very satisfied life... Alone
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I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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I don't know about you all, but Steven has certainly caught my fancy. He kinda looks like the lead singer of Three Dog Night. Win/Win! I always love a "classic romantic." Although, I think he may be confusing ether with chloroform, but that's neither here nor there. I actually do have insurance and love shopping for "souvenirs" in Mexico. Are we thinking sombreros?
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I say go for it Curly-G...you and Steven sound like a match made in...um, well made in somewhere...
If things work out...Maybe you can have the marriage ceremony right here in the Lush forum...don't think that's been done before...
You know I am actually ordained and can legally perform wedding ceremonies in the state of California...