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Husband material for the non-particular woman. Remember, looks shouldn't matter...it's the person inside which counts the most!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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The top one is labelled 'Back On The Market'. There must be a discount on returns. Do you think they do refunds?
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Earl's cute. I'll take him. What? A buck fifty? I got some chickens needs chasin.
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ohhh yesss i can get lost here! thanks WMM for the hook up! smile
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Earl's cute. I'll take him. What? A buck fifty? I got some chickens needs chasin.


Chef, I knew you would go for Earl... it was the bib overalls wasn't it
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Love this quote from TJ

I'm looking for a girl named "Julie".. it's just easier that way. I got this "Julie" tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that's cool.


You're kidding me right?
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Oh my...
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I sort of like the philosophy of the CEO though...

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My heart is melting my knees are shaking i think im in love!!!!

but is a two way tide between Steven (that mugshot pic is just to appealing) or Fuad (Half price!!! come on i love bargains)

Thanks WMM for helping me find my true love!!
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i wanna no how ya kin sign up
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Quote by chefkathleen
Earl's cute. I'll take him. What? A buck fifty? I got some chickens needs chasin.


Chef, I knew you would go for Earl... it was the bib overalls wasn't it


It was!! You know me too well! Well, that and the hair in his ears.
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*spits my drink laughing!*

f*&king hilarious!!
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The guy at the bottom is half price. Come on ladies, any takers?
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omg....


Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.



Just omg.
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nah dont think so at least not in this life time maybe if the hindu's are right and I come back
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I think if they were my only choices I'd live a very satisfied life... Alone
spank me hard please
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I did the compatibility test (just for fun, I swear!) and ended up with Hans, who has lots of...personality.



Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
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I did the compatibility test (just for fun, I swear!) (Um Hmm, sure Lisa) and ended up with Hans, who has lots of...personality

I too was on that list briefly. They booted me with in the first day.
Said: You don't quite stand up to our standards
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I did the compatibility test (just for fun, I swear!) (Um Hmm, sure Lisa) and ended up with Hans, who has lots of...personality

I too was on that list briefly. They booted me with in the first day.
Said: You don't quite stand up to our standards


I think not being up to their standards is probably a good thing.
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Quote by scooter
I did the compatibility test (just for fun, I swear!) (Um Hmm, sure Lisa) and ended up with Hans, who has lots of...personality

I too was on that list briefly. They booted me with in the first day.
Said: You don't quite stand up to our standards


I think not being up to their standards is probably a good thing.


LOL, I think your right Lisa.
Must admit, this is some funny stuff here WMM.
And Lisa, good luck with Hans woman, looks like you'll have your hands full
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[code]Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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I don't know about you all, but Steven has certainly caught my fancy. He kinda looks like the lead singer of Three Dog Night. Win/Win! I always love a "classic romantic." Although, I think he may be confusing ether with chloroform, but that's neither here nor there. I actually do have insurance and love shopping for "souvenirs" in Mexico. Are we thinking sombreros?
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I say go for it Curly-G...you and Steven sound like a match made in...um, well made in somewhere...

If things work out...Maybe you can have the marriage ceremony right here in the Lush forum...don't think that's been done before...

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Quote by Curlygirly
[code]Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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I don't know about you all, but Steven has certainly caught my fancy. He kinda looks like the lead singer of Three Dog Night. Win/Win! I always love a "classic romantic." Although, I think he may be confusing ether with chloroform, but that's neither here nor there. I actually do have insurance and love shopping for "souvenirs" in Mexico. Are we thinking sombreros?


Ha, we can devote a weekend in teh party forum to your pending nuptuals!!!

You simply MUST post pics and can I be your maid of honour please??

*GRINS*
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Quote by Curlygirly
[code]Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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I don't know about you all, but Steven has certainly caught my fancy. He kinda looks like the lead singer of Three Dog Night. Win/Win! I always love a "classic romantic." Although, I think he may be confusing ether with chloroform, but that's neither here nor there. I actually do have insurance and love shopping for "souvenirs" in Mexico. Are we thinking sombreros?


Ha, we can devote a weekend in teh party forum to your pending nuptuals!!!

You simply MUST post pics and can I be your maid of honour please??

*GRINS*


HELL YES!!! Excellent idea for the party forum, a Wedding Party!!! WooHoo!! How groovy is this gonna be? We need to find us a preacher man! ;)

Of course you would be my Maid Of Honour, Mazz!!! I couldn't have anyone else. Well, there is that one CD I'm knda close with, but still...
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You know I am actually ordained and can legally perform wedding ceremonies in the state of California...
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omg....


Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.



Just omg.



damn! that is too funny
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You know I am actually ordained and can legally perform wedding ceremonies in the state of California...
in Florida I could perform marriages as a Notary Public...had one girl ask me to perform for her wedding, but I passed on it.