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*IT'S THE BOSS'S BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!! NICOLA IS 39!!!*

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"Dear, dear, Nicola...
I've never worked for anyone TRICKIER...
Or as nice
Or as obsessed with VICE...

We've had our ups, our downs...
And I have played the clown...
But that's in the past.
Since you unceremoniously fired my talented Irish ass...

BUT I AM NOT BITTER!!!
Or a QUITTER!!!
So I wish MY BOSS a happy birthday
In the hope that I will be re-instated some day."

xx SF

Nicola: "Shit poem and it'll never happen. You HATED being a mod anyway..."

Me: "Yeah, I know..."

Nicola: "Actually... YOU WERE SO SHIT!!! YOU MADE PEOPLE CRY!!! You're the WORST I ever had!!! People LEFT THE FUCKING SITE because of you!!! I'm STILL getting calls from lawyers!!!"

Me: "Look, I just wanted to say happy birthday YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

Nicola: "Relax. I'll wish YOU a happy birthday in August..."

Me: "My birthday is in October..."

Nicola: "Oh? Is it... Hang on, I gotta take this call..."


xx SF
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Nicola who?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by sprite
Nicola who?


The BITCH on the top floor who acts like Anna Wintour without the natural charm.

xx SF

(But WITHOUT her, we'd be FUCK ALL...)
Buz
The Linebacker
Happy Birthday, Nicola!!! Whoo Hoo! Party Time!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie


The BITCH on the top floor who acts like Anna Wintour without the natural charm.

xx SF


I thought her name was... umm... nevermind.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Is this the first 39 still?

Anyway, happy birthday Nicola! Have a good one!


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Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Happy Birthday Nicola. Hoping you have a wonderful day. Enjoy....xo
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by stephanie
The BITCH on the top floor who acts like Anna Wintour without the natural charm.

xx SF

(But WITHOUT her, we'd be FUCK ALL...)


I like when I have to look up your references. You educate me, Steph.

And happy birthday to Nicola, and all that nonsense.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICOLA!!
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Happy Birthday Nicola!


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ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Happy Bithday to the wonderful person that created the best site on the Internet. (Except maybe Google.)


StillUndecided
Captain Turtle
Happy Birthday! biggrin
Insert something witty here.
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
Happy Birthday, Nicola! Don't let that Irish bastard get away with sucking up to boss!
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Happy Birthday!!
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RuNe
The Creep
Happy Birthday Nicola!
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees


wishing you a WONDERFUL day!

Say. Her. Name.
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Happy Birthday!!
StarlightAngel
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Hope you have a fabulous Birthday!!!!!!


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Master_Jonathan
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Happy 39th nicola, Celebrate now because 40 is coming up fast! ;)