Candy Connoisseur
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Stop being a fucking psycho...although, I say this enough, Im pretty sure she understands me, but I want to be sure...
Quote by unicorn92
Mine do too. I'm sure they know what "NO" and "Off the table" mean by now, but they have selective hearing lol
Quote by Somethingaboutme
If you shit on my carpet one more time don't be surprised when I run you over or have you put down!
Quote by Dudealicious
To my two French Bulldogs I will say this:
Boys you both fart a lot, when it comes out of you don't look all innocent and look at the other. It was YOU that let it go, they are audible and we know it came from you.
Please try not to snore as much as you do, it wakes us up almost everynight.
You can eat over your bowl you know!
Keep that silly love affair for ice cubes, it's hilarious to see you chase them around the floor.
We love it when you get all excited when we come home. You make it very easy to forget about work and "life" in general - don't ever stop!
You are both dearly loved - please don't ever forget that.
Dude
Please stop being so head shy, people want to pet you. At times you are like a cat, only doing things on your terms.
Be a little more assertive, stop letting your little brother push you around.
You have been more than understanding when we brought your brother into the house. Afterall we got him for you.
Outside of that, please don't change a thing. You are perfect.
Turtle
This year is the year buddy, you are going to learn how to skateboard!
Please stop pooping on the patio, the grass won't bite you!
You don't have to corrall ALL of t he balls in the house and protect them. Give your brother one every now and again would ya?
We are so lucky to have you in our life, you are one special little puppy and we have had all of those surgeries for you to make sure you are around for many more years to come.
We love you boys!
Quote by Somethingaboutme
If you shit on my carpet one more time don't be surprised when I run you over or have you put down!
Quote by Dudealicious
To my two French Bulldogs I will say this:
Boys you both fart a lot, when it comes out of you don't look all innocent and look at the other. It was YOU that let it go, they are audible and we know it came from you.
Please try not to snore as much as you do, it wakes us up almost everynight.
You can eat over your bowl you know!
Keep that silly love affair for ice cubes, it's hilarious to see you chase them around the floor.
We love it when you get all excited when we come home. You make it very easy to forget about work and "life" in general - don't ever stop!
You are both dearly loved - please don't ever forget that.
Dude
Please stop being so head shy, people want to pet you. At times you are like a cat, only doing things on your terms.
Be a little more assertive, stop letting your little brother push you around.
You have been more than understanding when we brought your brother into the house. Afterall we got him for you.
Outside of that, please don't change a thing. You are perfect.
Turtle
This year is the year buddy, you are going to learn how to skateboard!
Please stop pooping on the patio, the grass won't bite you!
You don't have to corrall ALL of t he balls in the house and protect them. Give your brother one every now and again would ya?
We are so lucky to have you in our life, you are one special little puppy and we have had all of those surgeries for you to make sure you are around for many more years to come.
We love you boys!
Quote by nellieneska
If we go outside for 20 minutes for you to sniff around and then as soon as we get in the house, you shit on more time. I will put you down myself.
Quote by WeretigerIch würde sagen, guter Junge, ich liebe dich!
I would tell them to learn German!