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If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
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I would wipe everything out at the Dollar store.
Candyland Kitten
Whatever my little heart desired...trying to count it all up right now. Staggering.
An hour with an escort. Hey, if I'm jerking off that much, might as well get the real thing now and then.
Unfuckwithable
probably quite a lot! and my investments have gone up a LOT since joining Lush :P
Convict
Australia.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Ok let's say it has been 8 years since I've been masturbating
So 8 x 365 days = 2920 days, as of today
And I think on average minimum 2 masturbations per day
So 2 x 2920 days = 5840 masturbations in the life time !
And a $ for every time I masturbated brings it to 5840 dollars....
OMG that's even less then the money I spent on my recent holidays in British Columbia
I've not been performing well I guess lol....
So 8 x 365 days = 2920 days, as of today
And I think on average minimum 2 masturbations per day
So 2 x 2920 days = 5840 masturbations in the life time !
And a $ for every time I masturbated brings it to 5840 dollars....
OMG that's even less then the money I spent on my recent holidays in British Columbia
I've not been performing well I guess lol....
Princess D
hum...buy Donald Trump... 
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erm ... let me work that out ..
A large steak and chips with all the trimmings cost about £8 to buy and eat at home so...
A damn good tug once a month = £1... eight months later = £8... yay!
Good job I dont rely on masturbating to pay for my fav dinner I think!.
A large steak and chips with all the trimmings cost about £8 to buy and eat at home so...
A damn good tug once a month = £1... eight months later = £8... yay!
Good job I dont rely on masturbating to pay for my fav dinner I think!.
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erm ... let me work that out ..
A large steak and chips with all the trimmings cost about £8 to buy and eat at home so...
A damn good tug once a month = £1... eight months later = £8... yay!
Good job I dont rely on masturbating to pay for my fav dinner I think!.
I would get my solicitor to negate the restraining order Henry "The Hunk" Cavill has against me in order to proceed with our inevitable matrimony.
The Duchess of Tart
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Prolific Writer
I suppose I would be a very rich girl.
Active Ink Slinger
marital freedom
Active Ink Slinger
I'd pay off a bit more of my student loans lol. But I only think it'd be about $10k so I'd still have a ways to go.
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
A Porsche 911 Turbo.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Everyone has the wrong idea.
What you need to do is reinvest that jerk-off income by branding and franchising your masturbation project, so that others can jack it under your logo, using your recipe in return for a percentage of their profits. As revenue increases, expand wanking outlets until you've saturated a region with a high consumer demand for stroking, driving out all lesser meat-beatery competition. At that point you might consider diversifying your flogging menu by offering more specialized methods of spanking it (for instance, some may prefer a 'diet' version of your choked chicken, while others may want to super-size the jerked gerkin, and also tap into female markets by offering a fine flicked bean or tickled clam).
At least, that's what I'd do with my money.
What you need to do is reinvest that jerk-off income by branding and franchising your masturbation project, so that others can jack it under your logo, using your recipe in return for a percentage of their profits. As revenue increases, expand wanking outlets until you've saturated a region with a high consumer demand for stroking, driving out all lesser meat-beatery competition. At that point you might consider diversifying your flogging menu by offering more specialized methods of spanking it (for instance, some may prefer a 'diet' version of your choked chicken, while others may want to super-size the jerked gerkin, and also tap into female markets by offering a fine flicked bean or tickled clam).
At least, that's what I'd do with my money.
Don't believe everything that you read.
Active Ink Slinger
Dunno, start paying me and we'll see
Madam Carol
Early retirement.
Active Ink Slinger
Probably a private jet and a Pacific Island just for me and a lover.
Rookie Scribe
I'd be getting 3 or 4 dollars a day. I can't live off that.
Classy when I need to be; naughty when I have to.
Active Ink Slinger
A vintage Corvette
Madam Carol
Hmmm. A seat in congress? I would fit right in with those jerkoffs.
Rachel Sprite.
(Just for a night. But with kissing...)
xx SF
Sprite: "You really jerk off that much?'
Me: "I'm a box-of-Kleenex-every-two-days kinda wanker..."
Sprite: "Would you pay cash or cheque?"
Me: "You don't take plastic?"
Sprite: "I don't take debit cards, Rockefeller..."
Me: "Cash then..."
Sprite: "How would I get it home?"
Me: "I'll bring it, I'll put it in your transport, you'll fucking drive the money home!"
Sprite: "But I'd need, like, a fucking MACK TRUCK to get that sort of cash home and I can't drive an articulated heavy vehicle and even if I could the driveway to our house isn't big enough to let me back it up to the garage and there's no way I'm carrying 47 trash bags full of $100 bills across the lawn and anyway..."
Me: "Forget it. I'll buy a WEEK with Dancing_Doll..."
Dancing_Doll: "Fuck you, Irish..."
Note:
"This attempt at a humorous post could be seen as sexist in that a cynic might think that I'm implying that beautiful women might sleep with odious men for money. An awful lot of fucking money, in fairness..."
(Just for a night. But with kissing...)
xx SF
Sprite: "You really jerk off that much?'
Me: "I'm a box-of-Kleenex-every-two-days kinda wanker..."
Sprite: "Would you pay cash or cheque?"
Me: "You don't take plastic?"
Sprite: "I don't take debit cards, Rockefeller..."
Me: "Cash then..."
Sprite: "How would I get it home?"
Me: "I'll bring it, I'll put it in your transport, you'll fucking drive the money home!"
Sprite: "But I'd need, like, a fucking MACK TRUCK to get that sort of cash home and I can't drive an articulated heavy vehicle and even if I could the driveway to our house isn't big enough to let me back it up to the garage and there's no way I'm carrying 47 trash bags full of $100 bills across the lawn and anyway..."
Me: "Forget it. I'll buy a WEEK with Dancing_Doll..."
Dancing_Doll: "Fuck you, Irish..."
Note:
"This attempt at a humorous post could be seen as sexist in that a cynic might think that I'm implying that beautiful women might sleep with odious men for money. An awful lot of fucking money, in fairness..."