Quote by stephanie
Rachel Sprite.
(Just for a night. But with kissing...)
xx SF
Sprite: "You really jerk off that much?'
Me: "I'm a box-of-Kleenex-every-two-days kinda wanker..."
Sprite: "Would you pay cash or cheque?"
Me: "You don't take plastic?"
Sprite: "I don't take debit cards, Rockefeller..."
Me: "Cash then..."
Sprite: "How would I get it home?"
Me: "I'll bring it, I'll put it in your transport, you'll fucking drive the money home!"
Sprite: "But I'd need, like, a fucking MACK TRUCK to get that sort of cash home and I can't drive an articulated heavy vehicle and even if I could the driveway to our house isn't big enough to let me back it up to the garage and there's no way I'm carrying 47 trash bags full of $100 bills across the lawn and anyway..."
Me: "Forget it. I'll buy a WEEK with Dancing_Doll..."
Dancing_Doll: "Fuck you, Irish..."
Note:
"This attempt at a humorous post could be seen as sexist in that a cynic might think that I'm implying that beautiful women might sleep with odious men for money. An awful lot of fucking money, in fairness..."
Well Steph, at least they can't say you don't have taste!!
.... Can we make it €5? - I want that Ferrari before I reach the age of 30 :).