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Horny Man Arrested

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JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head." According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0714101horns1.html

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ok thats just creepy. its the devil
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Funny thing, freedom. People are free to be all KINDS of things...
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Wonder what he does for a living?
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Wonder what he does for a living?


I don't think I want to know...
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Well some people are so ugly they have nothing else to loose. LOL

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Looks like he had some ear lobe plugs. I've always wanted to sneak up behind someone with those big loops for ears and insert a padlock. Oops! Did I just lock that to your ear? Oh dear, I think I've lost the key. Of course I would have to hastily run away. But some bystanders with cameras could record the aftermath for me.


I'd make it a lock in each ear, those great big, heavy master locks, with a chain on them leading to a cop car....



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Can you imagine the look on the faces of his (any?) girlfriend's parents when she introduces him? I shall not grace thins page with what I would do to the motherF****r if he entered my home. Sorry ladies.
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Can you imagine the look on the faces of his (any?) girlfriend's parents when she introduces him? I shall not grace thins page with what I would do to the motherF****r if he entered my home. Sorry ladies.


I can only imagine what my dad would do if I brought something like this home.
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I can only imagine what my dad would do if I brought something like this home.


Imagine anything that kills, wooden stake, silver shotgun shells, garlic.5k1m8WYKKpA8ALjq
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I can only imagine what my dad would do if I brought something like this home.


Imagine anything that kills, wooden stake, silver shotgun shells, garlic.cIbZxgdCRTEOBM64


No kidding.