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Quote by Jillicious
Looks like he had some ear lobe plugs. I've always wanted to sneak up behind someone with those big loops for ears and insert a padlock. Oops! Did I just lock that to your ear? Oh dear, I think I've lost the key. Of course I would have to hastily run away. But some bystanders with cameras could record the aftermath for me.
Quote by mercianknight
Can you imagine the look on the faces of his (any?) girlfriend's parents when she introduces him? I shall not grace thins page with what I would do to the motherF****r if he entered my home. Sorry ladies.
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