This song is bad. Really bad. It is objectively objectionable, uncool, juvenile, lame, or tasteless. There is no rational redeeming quality to this song at all, but for some reason... you love it. You turn it up in the car when you're by yourself, singing (or butt-dancing) along, loud and proud. This is your jam! You know you shouldn't like it, but you just can't help it.
What's your guilty pleasure music?