…but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good.
Coming home is better!
~When people say you look “Great”…
they add “for your age!”
~When you needed the discount you paid full price.
Now you get discounts on everything …
movies, hotels, flights.
~You forget names … but it’s OK
because other people forgot
they even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose
is now 15 and you have a better chance
of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you’re never going
to be really good at anything … especially golf.
WRONG! I can prove it!
~Your husband is counting on you
to remember things you don’t remember..
~The things you cared to do,
you don’t care to do,
but you care that you
don’t care to do them anymore.
~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair
with the TV blaring than he does in bed.
It’s called his “pre-sleep”.
~Remember when your mother said
~You used to say,
“I hope my kids GET married …
Now, “I hope they STAY married!”
~You miss the days when everything worked
with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem …
were unheard of and a mouse was something
that made you climb on a table.
~You use more 4 letter words …
“what?”…”when?” etc. ???
~Now that you can afford
expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
~Your husband has a night out with the guys
but he’s home by 9:00 P.M …next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody whispers.
~Now that your husband has retired …
you’d give anything if he’d find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ….
2 of which you will never wear.
~~~ But old is good in some things:
old songs
old movies
And best of all
OLD FRIENDS!!
