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the hand is the greatest hand held device without it none of the others would of been possible
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Camera.
2nd place... french fry.
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Tomorrow morning it will be the coffee cup.
MoonlightSerenity
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I find it funny that we are all raving over our hand held devices when the industry has moved on so we no longer need to hold devices, the blue tooth earpiece to start, siri, the rumors of a siri controlled tv, no more remote needed there, dragon diction who needs a keyboard, and there are others. I just find it fascinating. In a few years all the handheld devices we have will be phasing out. the books we read will be projected on the inside of our glasses (like movies already are) there will be no need for a phone when you can put siri in a bluetooth headset, games, all of them will be controlled by our bodies (like the kinect) no more handheld controllers. Its already starting to happen.


But if we had a Siri controlled TV then those of us who shout at it wouldn't be able to work it well and Siri would get confused and crash......
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pandorapout78
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hmmm mobile phone.....has a vibrate function too :P very handy ;)
sugarbabe
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Does a " PENIS " count?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Rossc0
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flash light and no i dont mean fleshlight a flashlight is great when your out camping
sluttykitty85
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I have to agree with intothenight, it's the coffee cup, into which goes the liquid sanity.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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I think its Lelo's Ina :P
MsTara
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I agree with Laila
MsTara mmmmmmmmmm
Catnip
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It used to be flint and tinder... then it used to be matches, then safety matches.. all of a sudden it was the lighter and now I'm pretty sure it's the storm lighter.

or the knife
TraceyAmes
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Definitely a vibrator [preferably with batteries].
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The stick, it's so versatile: it's a weapon, it's a tool, it's art, it's a toy for both humans and animals, it's even food for some beings.
Eurylade
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My PSP has revolutionized my porn. One time my wife put it on her chest with my favourite porn movie playing while we had sex so I could imagine i was the guy in the movie.
ramrod32784
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Have to go along with Sprite
amy221
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The Gun. pretty well trumps all the others.
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I see your knife, your fork and your spoon and raise you.

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Yea thats right bitches! A motherfucking Sporks.

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Shylass
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I think the greatest handheld invention is my Shiny what my mates done gave me. I still don't really know what it is, but it's AWESOME!





I'd have also added gingerbread and chocolate, but I've already nommed them.
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SirBunny
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There is only one item/device that can take the #1 spot and it is the .............. LAZERPOINTER! Nothing else frustrates one creature while at the same time gives so much joy to another, than a guy with a lazerpointer and his cat.