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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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I want to thank her for the holiday we will get this Monday. I'm going to enjoy golf with my buddies while we have a few cans...in her honor of course.


I agree SydneySider "Thank you, Lizzy for the day off."
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I couldn't agree more. I sure wish Canada would cut ties with this lot. Burns me up to see her pic on our currency......I'd rather a beaver and a Canada goose on it.


Feckin hope you don't mean The Queens beaver. ;-)
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Not MY Queen, but respect where respect is due, and i bow my hat to you for 60 years in the throne, and lets hope another 60, because God help us if that dick Charles ever gets there !!!!!!!!!
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Did anybody see Charles trying to push her under the float?
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I believe our Queen also answers to "Bond Girl"

hehehe ....

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I couldn't agree more. I sure wish Canada would cut ties with this lot. Burns me up to see her pic on our currency......I'd rather a beaver and a Canada goose on it.


Any currency with a beaver on it is legal tender in my book. Austerity is just an excuse not to tax rich people so they can keep soaking up all the money in the form of high interest loans.
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Today is the seventieth anniversary of the accession of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to the throne. British and Commonwealth readers may be interested to read my affectionate hommage to our Queen, in this her platinum jubilee year, and to the sceptred isle for which she stands, in this story:

Snow White and the Seven Dildos

The Queen is known for her wicked sense of humour, and her ability as a mimic. She was also, in her youth, one of the finest young princesses ever. I hope my genuine respect for her comes across in this story - despite its apparent irreverence...

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

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As we reel from the news of the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, British and Commonwealth readers may be interested to read my affectionate hommage to our Queen, and to the sceptred isle for which she has stood, in this story:

Snow White and the Seven Dildos

The Queen is known for her wicked sense of humour, and her ability as a mimic. She was also, in her youth, one of the finest young princesses ever. I hope my genuine respect and affection for her comes across in this story - despite its apparent irreverence...

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)