When you go to your doctor, tell them what you really want right up front. Don't be embarrassed. They've heard it all before. And they are only going to get pissed at you when you talk for 20 minutes about something you made up only to tell them you can't get an erection as they are pushing you out the door.
If you can't say something nice about someone, then don't say anything at all
It's generalisation but I have it on good authority from a woman friend that women like foreplay.
"A hand out is what you get from the government; a hand up is what you get from a friend."
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
Peanuts are a pea, not a nut.
Depending on the species, scorpions live for between 5 and 25 years.
Depending on the species, scorpions live for between 5 and 25 years.
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade
When life hands you a sack of shit. Make nothing.......take my word for this.
The amont that we can see in our daily life is related to the amont that is in our personal luggage.
If its not in there, we cannot see it.
Choose n Practice Happiness
Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.....(I actually hate this one!)
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
In space there is no sound as it is a vacuum, therefore no air.
