Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns.
40 Year-Old Virgin
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Friday After Next
Day-Day: It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.
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Day-Day: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm tryin' to see what that be like!
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Day-Day: They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a doller.
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Craig Jones: About a year ago, my pops quit his dog-catching job and went into business with my uncle Elroy. They ran this spot called Brothers Barbecue. Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama. You might have seen the commercial.
Uncle Elroy: Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big ass down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her]
Uncle Elroy: Ain't but one location, so it's nearest you.
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Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You don't!
Mr. Jones: I dress better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You can't!
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night!
Day-Day: It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.
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Day-Day: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm tryin' to see what that be like!
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Day-Day: They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a doller.
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Craig Jones: About a year ago, my pops quit his dog-catching job and went into business with my uncle Elroy. They ran this spot called Brothers Barbecue. Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama. You might have seen the commercial.
Uncle Elroy: Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big ass down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her]
Uncle Elroy: Ain't but one location, so it's nearest you.
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Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You don't!
Mr. Jones: I dress better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You can't!
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night!
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Some classics from action films:
"I'm too old for this shit!"
"Your one ugly motherfucker!"
"yippie-kiya motherfucker!"
"I'm too old for this shit!"
"Your one ugly motherfucker!"
"yippie-kiya motherfucker!"
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Superstar
Mary Katherine Gallagher: These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: I think they get the point Grandma.
Grandma Gallagher: Wait, I've got two more. When I say tap, you tap, and when I say booga booga, you booga booga.
Maria Ganitisis: What's booga booga mean?
Grandma Gallagher: I don't know, but if I say it you better fuckin figure it out!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.
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Father Ritley: Marym Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass
Mary Katherine Gallagher: These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: I think they get the point Grandma.
Grandma Gallagher: Wait, I've got two more. When I say tap, you tap, and when I say booga booga, you booga booga.
Maria Ganitisis: What's booga booga mean?
Grandma Gallagher: I don't know, but if I say it you better fuckin figure it out!
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Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.
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Father Ritley: Marym Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass
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And from Full metal jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
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Sorority Boys
Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Robert--a.
"Roberta": Personal?
Leah: Mhm.
"Roberta": Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.
[silence - the sorority sisters stare at him]
"Roberta": Pillow fight! Pillow fight!
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Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
Adam: [sighs] What tape?
Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Robert--a.
"Roberta": Personal?
Leah: Mhm.
"Roberta": Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.
[silence - the sorority sisters stare at him]
"Roberta": Pillow fight! Pillow fight!
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Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
Adam: [sighs] What tape?
Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
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For me probably my all time favourite;
By Clint Eastwood I think it was Dead Pool
" Man's got to know his limitations"
think about it it works for life in general it can be applied to any situation.
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By Clint Eastwood I think it was Dead Pool
" Man's got to know his limitations"
think about it it works for life in general it can be applied to any situation.
Pete
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One of my favorites Braveheart "FREEDOM!!!!!!"
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
— "They Live"
— "They Live"
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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." PLANET OF THE APES
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heres one for susan "nothn sexyer than a naked women with a gun" or some thing like that its from the whole nine yards
You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.
I'd rather have a cute Lil Birdie in my grasp.
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"I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a weak-willed person I am."
LADYHAWKE
"They're here."
POLTERGEIST
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
COOL HAND LUKE
LADYHAWKE
"They're here."
POLTERGEIST
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
COOL HAND LUKE
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
— "They Live"
YEAH!!!! My dad grew up with Rowdy Roddy Piper! Winnipeg boy!!!!!.... sorry that got me a little excited. lol
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Katsumoto: "The way of the samurai is no longer necessary."
Nathan: "Necessary?....... What could be more necessary?"
Nathan: "Necessary?....... What could be more necessary?"
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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If there was ever a movie that needed to be re-made, with big production values, it's "They Live". It would be a smash.
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Friday After Next
Day-Day: It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.
____________________________________________
Day-Day: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm tryin' to see what that be like!
____________________________________________
Day-Day: They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a doller.
____________________________________________
Craig Jones: About a year ago, my pops quit his dog-catching job and went into business with my uncle Elroy. They ran this spot called Brothers Barbecue. Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama. You might have seen the commercial.
Uncle Elroy: Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big ass down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her]
Uncle Elroy: Ain't but one location, so it's nearest you.
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Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You don't!
Mr. Jones: I dress better than you!
Uncle Elroy: You can't!
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night!
I LOVE those movies!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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If there was ever a movie that needed to be re-made, with big production values, it's "They Live". It would be a smash.
I agree fully.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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If there was ever a movie that needed to be re-made, with big production values, it's "They Live". It would be a smash.
I'm ready, Rocco!
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Monty: "All I had to do was call you and say "Hey, I'm horny." and then fucking POOF, as if by some form of slut magic you would appear at my front door."
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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"O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once."
"You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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These are all really good. Don't forget to include the movie or else some people will just be going wahhhhtt?
"Even with my eyes wide open, I can't see a thing" - Zatoichi
"Even with my eyes wide open, I can't see a thing" - Zatoichi
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Humphrey Bogart Casablanca
Humphrey Bogart Casablanca
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From The Jerk with Steve Martin: One of my all time fave movies!
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] I don't need my dog.
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] I don't need my dog.
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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"You're killing me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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"The cans! They're shooting the cans!"
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"This guy doesn't like cans! Oh more cans!!!"
I love that movie!
I love that movie!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
COOL HAND LUKE
Only heard that quote in the song Civil war with GnR.
( i think it's in that song...)
Think that means I need to see the movie too xD
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That's an award-winning movie. You'll like it.
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Short bus:
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth: No.
Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth: No.
Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
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That's an award-winning movie. You'll like it.
Paul Newman
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"You're killing me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
One of my favourite movies. Goonies never say die.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20