Justin Bond: These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
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Quote by ali2teaseu
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
— "They Live"
LOVE IT!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Quote by BlindfoldedQuote by darthgoldie
"You're killing me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
One of my favourite movies. Goonies never say die.
Love the goonies!!!!
"THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God!" LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Ah! I'm so excited that I found people who love that movie too!!! Goonies is one of my all time fave movies! It just reminds me of being a kid again! Goonies never say die!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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I just watched this and forgot how good this movie is...but my favourite scene is this one...it makes me cry with laughter
Mensria...but we used condoms....
Mesnriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mensria...but we used condoms....
Mesnriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"We bad...uh huh....we bad."
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"Now remember boys!
Flies spread diesase, so keep yours closed!"
Band of brothers. ok so its not a film but its close enough, well certanly long enough anyway.
Flies spread diesase, so keep yours closed!"
Band of brothers. ok so its not a film but its close enough, well certanly long enough anyway.
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Borat
Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
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Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
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Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
[points to minister's wife]
Borat: This one... not so much...
Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
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Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
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Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two.
[points to minister's wife]
Borat: This one... not so much...
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Borat: This one... not so much...Love that part of the film.
Borat's got tons of good quotes.
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Ah! I'm so excited that I found people who love that movie too!!! Goonies is one of my all time fave movies! It just reminds me of being a kid again! Goonies never say die!
Had to watch it yesterday with my friend because of this thread. Who wouldn't like it; It's the perfect pirate movie for youngsters.
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Ha! Thats awesome Cat! Try this quote on... (from one of my all time fave comedies):
"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years." "Yeah. They're called doctors."-- Tommy Boy. Love it!!!
"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years." "Yeah. They're called doctors."-- Tommy Boy. Love it!!!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
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"That's the biggest damn bever I have ever seen!"
Owen Wilson - Shanghai Noon
Owen Wilson - Shanghai Noon
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From Blazing Saddles:
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle . The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.
Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle . The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
Reverend Johnson: We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke...
[stick of dynamite sails in through window]
Reverend Johnson: ... and DUCK.
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Batman - - This town needs an enema (the joker)
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
From serenity.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
From serenity.
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Now Rocco allow me to add on to yours with my favorite character from Blazing Saddles, Gabby Johnson (Every one in that town in the movie is last name is Johnson) And this come right after Rocco's part.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Guy from the bar:"There 3 kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and ass-holes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ass-holes Chuck. And all they ass-holes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fucks ass-holes Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the ass-holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."
Team America: World Police
Team America: World Police
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Quote by DBarclay
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I loved that movie. I could listen to Liam Neeson talk all day.
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"Snap out of it!" - Cher/ Moonstruck
Olympia - "Do you love him Loretta?"
Cher - "Ma I love him awful"
Olympia - "That's too bad"
Olympia - "Do you love him Loretta?"
Cher - "Ma I love him awful"
Olympia - "That's too bad"
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Brian Clough, new manager: [to the assembled Leeds players] Well, I might as well tell you now. You lot may all be internationals and have won all the domestic honours there are to win under Don Revie. But as far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.
~From "Damned United"
~From "Damned United"
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"Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete." --The Emperor, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
"Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." Goldfinger
"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb." --The Sheriff, Blazing Saddles
Casablanca has more lines than I care to count:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!"
"Round up the usual suspects."
"If you don't get on that plane, you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"Louie, this may be the start of a beautiful friendship."
67 years since that movie came out, and we're still quoting it.
"Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." Goldfinger
"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb." --The Sheriff, Blazing Saddles
Casablanca has more lines than I care to count:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!"
"Round up the usual suspects."
"If you don't get on that plane, you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"Louie, this may be the start of a beautiful friendship."
67 years since that movie came out, and we're still quoting it.
Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.
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My fave isnt funny, damn, but last year we did The Crucible for English, and this was a pretty good one to me
A man may think God sleeps, but God sees everything, I know it now. I beg you, sir, I beg you—see her what she is. . . . She thinks to dance with me on my wife’s grave! And well she might, for I thought of her softly. God help me, I lusted, and there is a promise in such sweat. But it is a whore’s vengeance. . . .
A man may think God sleeps, but God sees everything, I know it now. I beg you, sir, I beg you—see her what she is. . . . She thinks to dance with me on my wife’s grave! And well she might, for I thought of her softly. God help me, I lusted, and there is a promise in such sweat. But it is a whore’s vengeance. . . .
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from Cool Hand Luke
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
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"We win, Gracie!" (Armegeddon)
"He'll do it. Harry doesn't know how to fail." (Armegeddon)
"Here it comes, now. Mr Spock?."
"Sir, our shileds are dropping!"
"Raise them!"
"I can't!" (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
"Where's the override?! The override?!"
"Fire!"
"He'll do it. Harry doesn't know how to fail." (Armegeddon)
"Here it comes, now. Mr Spock?."
"Sir, our shileds are dropping!"
"Raise them!"
"I can't!" (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
"Where's the override?! The override?!"
"Fire!"
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [RE: What they found on Miranda] This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone *has to* speak for these people.
[pause]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
[pause]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left...
Zoë: What? And risk my ship?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left...
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Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is.
(All of the above, by the way, are from my all-time favorite movie, 'Serenity' if you didn't know.)
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is.
(All of the above, by the way, are from my all-time favorite movie, 'Serenity' if you didn't know.)
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"The Master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be."
"We take our horrible mutilations around here seriously."
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract."
"Snap out of it!"
"Nazis. I HATE these guys!"
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
Leia: Han, I love you!
Han: I know.
"Lenny, why don't you go and see if you can visit the cockpit? Tell them it's your birthday. Go! Go! Go!"
"We take our horrible mutilations around here seriously."
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract."
"Snap out of it!"
"Nazis. I HATE these guys!"
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
Leia: Han, I love you!
Han: I know.
"Lenny, why don't you go and see if you can visit the cockpit? Tell them it's your birthday. Go! Go! Go!"
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx