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Do You Know Any Stupid Laws?

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In Texas; One Must Acknowledge A Supreme Being Before Being Able To Hold Public Office.
In Illinois; You May Be Arrested For Vagrancy If You Do Not Have At Least One Dollar Bill On Your Person!
In Kansas; No One May Sing The Alphabet On The Streets At Night!
Ha there are loads worldwide, in Nottingham UK you are permitted to shot a scot on sight, but only with a crossbow
In Logan, Utah; Women May Not Swear!
In the UK is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament!
Again in the UK pregnant women can wee in police officers hats
In Thailand it is illegal to leave your house if you aren't wearing any underwear! I'm glad that law isn't in the UK haha
Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
In Chester, UK it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow, as long as it is within the city walls and is done after midnight.

The question is, at what time does it go from being after midnight to being before midnight...
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Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
This Last Is Hilarious!!!
In Carmel California, it is illegal to wear high heels without a permit.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Quote by Nikki703
Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


now that's just ridiculous...
Here are a few from Georgia.

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp in the city of Atlanta.

One man may not be on another man’s back.
That is also in Atlanta and if you know Atlanta that one gets broken every day.

Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Thank god because if you drive a truck you just have to spit. I drive a truck by the way.
In Glendale, Arizona; Cars May Not Be Driven In Reverse!
It's a Federal Law that you cannot tear a tag off your mattress lol...
In Naperville, Illinois, when walking down the street the man must always walk between the street and woman. Why? So they won't get splashed with mudd or kidnapped.
The penalty for attempting suicide is death.
In New York Citry, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a moving street car.
"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)
In Alaska is it illegal to ride a moose.
in Canada, It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Don't get me wrong as there are many laws that are probably necessary and good for society but there are so many bad laws that I think we could break this question down into categories! One is the whole idea that we should have a law for everything, especially our morality.
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In Naperville, Illinois, when walking down the street the man must always walk between the street and woman. Why? So they won't get splashed with mudd or kidnapped.
That's Not A Stupid Law! Hell It Shouldn't Be A Law At All, That's Just Common Sense!!!
Laws of Oklahoma:

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Whaling is illegal.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

In Clinton: Molesting an automobile is illegal.

In Oklahoma City: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

In Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In Wynona: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

In Yukon: While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

-copied from a postcard printed by RealTime Products Inc.
In Jersey...

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

And for the ladies... You cannot pump your own gas.
This is a fact, in Rhode Island, is legal. In Massachusetts, renting a motel/hotel room, solely for the purpose of having sex, is against law unless you're married.
And is how messed up Massachusetts can be. Three years ago, a married couple who were friends of mine, rented a room for a little fun. Well, she like to be spanked, and her husband was tearing her ass up with a paddle. Someone in adjacent room called police believing that he was beating her. When cops knocked on door, and he opened it, they saw her bent over chair with her hands tied and her ass beet red. They arrested him for assault even though she explained that it was sexual roleplay. LOL
And my all time favorite law on the books. In Cambridge Mass, its illegal for anyone at M.I.T. to manufacture, test or detonate a nuclear device or reactor with first getting "WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM CITY COUNCIL"