1. France.
France is Europe's largest country. Her biggest export is wine and cheese. The images below mark the position of France and a typical French person.
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2. Soccer.
Contrary to popular belief, soccer is an English word and was coined in the late 19th century to distinguish between Association football and Rugby football
3. Being pulled off at half time.
Not as pleasurable as it sounds. This means when a player is substituted during the 'interval.'
4. Goal line technology
A fancy name for an action replay.
5. Stockings
Okay, calm down. These aren't the sexy hold ups that we all love. In fact, soccer players don't wear socks, they wear stockings!
6. Off side rule.
This is when more than one player is between the goal keeper and the deepest defender, when the ball was last played.. on a Thursday, when there's an R in the month. Or something like that.
7. Iceland
The first Supermarket to appear in a major soccer tournament!
8. The centre circle
No one knows what this is for
9. vuvuzela
A very annoying musical instrument, favoured by soccer fans. Also sounds vaguely like a country in South America
10. The group of Death
A rule, which goes back to 1855. If after extra time and penalties, the two teams in group G are level on goal difference, pistols at dawn are used to decide who goes through to the next round.
Danny
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