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Christmas, as we know it.

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Catnip
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I decorated my wall by the bed with candy canes.
I listened to "Oh, holy night!"
I ate a gingerbread cookie.
I drank Glögg. (spiced warm wine)

Now I want more things to inspire me for the upcoming holiday.

Share your christmas favorites.
Your christmas No no's
anything with the big X-MAS written all over it.

In Sweden Santa is called Tomten.

(I know I might be early but I just can't wait. )
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Is it December already? I missed November and Thanksgiving!!!
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I want to sit on HIS lap
LunarVenom
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Quote by Loislane


I want to sit on HIS lap


.....................Can't wait to see his candycane.......
*cough*

Anyway!!

I think the radio stations are broadcasting Christmas music already? Wow, it's not even Thanksgiving yet! My family and I aren't particularly religious, but we like to think of this as "family time" and such. After my dad yelling at my sister and I because we aren't decorating the tree to his specifications, my mother telling him to stop being such a jackass, and my sister and I bickering because of said jackassery, we like to turn off the lights with some hot chocolate (which they always ask me to make!!!) and relax around the tree and put on Kenny G's Christmas album. Then everything is calm.
Catnip
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Is it December already? I missed November and Thanksgiving!!!

Be fair, we don't have thanks giving in Sweden. Between the spooky end of october and December there's only darkness and darkness untill we get to light up our windows the first weekend in december. It's not fair. *cry*
(to be honest we have Lucia the 13th of december, but it's all christmasy anyhow.)
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Is It Already Time For My All-Time Favorite Christmas Song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

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Mr_Sfstk8d
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Fair enough, Chef. LOL
Catnip
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Lol Chef!
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Just joking around guys. I like Christmas. Just not yet.
Who started this thread? Cat? In that case come on over for Thanksgiving. We'll fatten you up just in time for the Christmas goose.


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Well, I'm not quite ready to spin my man's draydel yet either!
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draydel draydel draydel I made you out of clay.
Now I've got that song going through my head.
Catnip
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Quote by chefkathleen
Just joking around guys. I like Christmas. Just not yet.
Who started this thread? Cat? In that case come on over for Thanksgiving. We'll fatten you up just in time for the Christmas goose.




ok.. who merged My dog and bird?
It must have been santa!
He knows what I want for christmas but can only grant me one thing.
*blush*
I'm so happy!
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LOL it is so true thanks Chef
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Quote by Charlie_Brown
Is It Already Time For My All-Time Favorite Christmas Song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Yeah, ha ha I know that song hahaa. "walking home from our house christmas eve" LOL


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These are so funny
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I'm with Honey .
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Quote by Catnip

Be fair, we don't have thanks giving in Sweden. Between the spooky end of october and December there's only darkness and darkness untill we get to light up our windows the first weekend in december. It's not fair. *cry*
(to be honest we have Lucia the 13th of december, but it's all christmasy anyhow.)



OMG! I saw that and I thought of "The Ref"!

Anyone else see that movie? If not, you should! It's HILARIOUS!

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Dont think I have seen it, Ling.
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I'm not much for romantic things...
But if on christmas this person was standing singing "Oh, catnip! Oh Catnip Divine!" outside my window wearing only some tinder... in kneehigh snow.
I think I'd open my window so he could climb up the fire escape ladder.


(And hoping his mic have a vibrator. *giggles*)
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Quote by Charlie_Brown
Is It Already Time For My All-Time Favorite Christmas Song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"


OMG I love that song!! I used to sing it extra loud to my grandmother every Christmas
sassycheergirl
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ok i admit it i love Christmas too!! Already have the tree up and everything lol but i also work retail and we get majorly busy so not gonna have the time to get ready for the holidays
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LOL Chef!

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lmfao these things are cracking me up!
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DAMN!!!! I can't believe my luck here....I have the perfect song to go after this

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas


12 packs of Bud
11 reslen tickets
10 a Copinhagin
09 years probation
08 table dancers
07 packs of Red Man
06 cans of
05 flanle sherts
04 big mut tires
03 shot gun shells
02 huntin dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT

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LOL Would have been better if you would have sang the song for us Charlie. LOL
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The season always seems to start a week ealier every year. Maybe we would get to a point where we would not even bother to take them down because they will start the season after new years.