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Best and Worst pick up lines (Game)

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Do you rent or own?...(pause)....Those wings you angel.
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My favorite, and this never fails: Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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Worst: My mumma said to be on the look out for my angel tonight. And here you are! Take me to heaven with your body all over mine.
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Worst: My mumma said to be on the look out for my angel tonight. And here you are! Take me to heaven with your body all over mine.
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2nd worst: My cock-o-meter just went crazy when I saw you.
BabyBlonde123
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Is there a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them. Lol!
Marethyu53
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Baby are you a parking Ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you biggrin
tubby1961
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This topic came up the other day on a radio station and the woman that gives the traffic report from a helicopter told the following...

A man said to her 'That's right you were atop of me yesterday'
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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hi tubby.. i come with fries
Archadia
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Worst: Are you from Ireland, because my cock is Dublin
BluOrchd
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"You're prettier than a door." Yup...really
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I was gonna go to the market and buy some crab today but, i figured i could get them from you for free.