Lurker
0 likes
Do you rent or own?...(pause)....Those wings you angel.
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Best and Worst pick up lines (Game)
Lurker
0 likes
My favorite, and this never fails: Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Lurker
0 likes
Worst: My mumma said to be on the look out for my angel tonight. And here you are! Take me to heaven with your body all over mine.
Lurker
0 likes
Worst: My mumma said to be on the look out for my angel tonight. And here you are! Take me to heaven with your body all over mine.
Lurker
0 likes
2nd worst: My cock-o-meter just went crazy when I saw you.
Advanced Wordsmith
0 likes
Is there a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them. Lol!
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Baby are you a parking Ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you 
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
This topic came up the other day on a radio station and the woman that gives the traffic report from a helicopter told the following...
A man said to her 'That's right you were atop of me yesterday'
A man said to her 'That's right you were atop of me yesterday'
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Lurker
0 likes
hi tubby.. i come with fries 
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Worst: Are you from Ireland, because my cock is Dublin
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
"You're prettier than a door." Yup...really
Mazztastic
0 likes
Nervous about putting your arm around your date?
Try counting shoulders!
Try counting shoulders!
Lurker
0 likes
Lurker
0 likes
I was gonna go to the market and buy some crab today but, i figured i could get them from you for free.