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I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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Have you heard the song "your body is a wonderland?"
well i have seen the map but i really want to go exploring now
(stole this one from my bf lol)
well i have seen the map but i really want to go exploring now
(stole this one from my bf lol)
Lurker
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if you'll be the hunter and ill be the hunted, ill be more than happy to be taken down at anytime by a hunter like you.. (okay i know its corny
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Lurker
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"That top on you is very becoming.
In fact....
If I was on top of you, I'd be cumming, too!"
In fact....
If I was on top of you, I'd be cumming, too!"
Lurker
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What has 122 teeth and cages the big hulk?
My zipper.
My zipper.
Lurker
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Can i borrow a dime? cause my mom told me to call her when i find the perfect match for me 
Constant Gardener
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
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Hi. I'm Aidin. I saw you and just had to introduce myself to you.
Rookie Scribe
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If hotness were a game of blackjack, I'd hit you until you were 21. Used it twice, first girl couldn't stop laughing second time was more uncomfortable.
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
Lao Tzu
Lao Tzu
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that dress looks amazing on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor
The Almighty Space Potato
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. lol
Active Ink Slinger
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Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-SEE! Get it? ;) lol
Chat Moderator
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I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?.. 
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Lurker
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? -- It's so cheesy but I laughed when my bf said this.
Lurker
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Those must be space pants, cause your ass is out of this world.
Chat Moderator
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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Lurker
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"I saw you from across the room and I just had to know you". Used it once with a big smile and laugh, she though it was great.
Lurker
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can i buy you a drink
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Last Month At a Bar:
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
yes - that's quite rough lol
Quote by Maylene
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-SEE! Get it? ;) lol
lol
Quote by mercianknight
Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch
kudos! commendable!
(with John Cleese Hungarian accent): Will you come back home to my place - bouncy, bouncy.............................you great poof.
oh - no those aren't rolled-up socks stuffed down the front of my pants..........I guess, I'm........." (trail off, coyly)
hey I saw you sittin on the end of the bar and was hoping that my aunt's water retention might ease off a little, hopefully in time for her physical. Anyway you got a couple bucks I can borrow for bus?
Lurker
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I'll give you a kiss and if you don't like it, you can return it. 
Active Ink Slinger
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hm - I didn't mind that kiss, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though.
Active Ink Slinger
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My deep, tender feelings for you are like incontinence - I can barely contain myself! (but can I depend on you?)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
Active Ink Slinger
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would you like me to call you for breakfast tomorrow or just nudge you awake and serve it to you
Active Ink Slinger
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*licking the tip of a finger and then touching AJM45's sleeve I exclaim:
"We must get you out of those wet things."
"We must get you out of those wet things."
Lurker
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Word of the day is LEGS
why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word.
why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word.
Lurker
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If i flip this coin 
, what are my chances of getting head?
, what are my chances of getting head?
Active Ink Slinger
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Worst: Does the carpet match the curtains?
Best: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed..........from the inside. (I know, I know but it worked for him.)
Best: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed..........from the inside. (I know, I know but it worked for him.)