Active Ink Slinger
I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
Hi. I'm Aidin. I saw you and just had to introduce myself to you.
Active Ink Slinger
that dress looks amazing on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor
The Almighty Space Potato
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. lol
Active Ink Slinger
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-SEE! Get it? ;) lol
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Last Month At a Bar:
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
yes - that's quite rough lol
Quote by Maylene
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-SEE! Get it? ;) lol
lol
Quote by mercianknight
Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch
kudos! commendable!
(with John Cleese Hungarian accent): Will you come back home to my place - bouncy, bouncy.............................you great poof.
oh - no those aren't rolled-up socks stuffed down the front of my pants..........I guess, I'm........." (trail off, coyly)
hey I saw you sittin on the end of the bar and was hoping that my aunt's water retention might ease off a little, hopefully in time for her physical. Anyway you got a couple bucks I can borrow for bus?
Active Ink Slinger
hm - I didn't mind that kiss, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though.
is that return policy still in effect?
< ok I have absolutely no idea what that smiley means - I think it's funky as all get out, though. Active Ink Slinger
My deep, tender feelings for you are like incontinence - I can barely contain myself! (but can I depend on you?)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
You make me feel an Olympian - I'm carrying a torch for you.
You make me like an Olympic gymnast - I'm going head over heels for you.
" " " " " " bobsledder - I wanna slide right in ya!
" " " " " " skeetshooter - PING! arrow right through you
" " " " " " judge - *flips 10 card over*
ok ok this Olympic franchise has "run" its course.
edit - those quotes were supposed to appear more spaced apart (like they did in preview lol)
Active Ink Slinger
would you like me to call you for breakfast tomorrow or just nudge you awake and serve it to you
Active Ink Slinger
*licking the tip of a finger and then touching AJM45's sleeve I exclaim:
"We must get you out of those wet things."
"We must get you out of those wet things." 
, what are my chances of getting head?
Active Ink Slinger
Worst: Does the carpet match the curtains?
Best: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed..........from the inside. (I know, I know but it worked for him.)
Best: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed..........from the inside. (I know, I know but it worked for him.)