Auto Erotic

17 Oct 2010

From the we-couldn't-make-this-stuff-up-if-we-tried files: Seattle police arrested a man in Seward Park last night after officers apparently caught him bangin' his own station wagon.

Police say the man was high on PCP when he decided to take his Chevy Celebrity off-roading in the upper loop at Seward Park shortly before 6:00pm.

The man spun out, busted his car up, and then apparently disrobed and ran around the park.

We're told police then received a report that witness spotted the naked man was in the park trying to have sex with his car.

Officers arrived and arrested the man at the scene.

http://www.seattlecrime.com/2010/10/13/auto-erotica-man-gets-hot-n-heavy-with-chevy-in-seward-park

18 Oct 2010

Nice lookin car, I'd Hit It? Whistle

18 Oct 2010

Someone needs to tell him you do the bangin' inside the car.

18 Oct 2010

Is this the guy?

19 Oct 2010

Could this be a "car Jacking"?

19 Oct 2010

Quote by Charlie_Brown
Nice lookin car, I'd Hit It?

Sorry, Charlie. I don't think anybody has EVER called a Chevy Celebrity wagon sexy...

19 Oct 2010

Wow, first time I remember ever seeing it in the news; not the first time i've heard of it though

19 Oct 2010

Quote by MrNudiePants
Quote by Charlie_Brown
Nice lookin car, I'd Hit It?

Sorry, Charlie. I don't think anybody has EVER called a Chevy Celebrity wagon sexy...

I dunno, Nudie... Maybe that baby has some junk in the trunk?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

20 Oct 2010

That's what you call "layin' pipe", Plow.

20 Oct 2010

holy crap .....

barf

21 Oct 2010

29 Oct 2010

that is just too Funny! last time I checked, ur suppose to the deed IN the car, or ON the car. Not TO the car!

29 Oct 2010

I saw a documentary about mechaphilia a while ago. I was ROFLing while it showed people in carparks and driveways grinding up against and kissing cars.

I wonder if a Ferrari is the equivalent of Natalie Portman or something?

30 Oct 2010

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31 Oct 2010

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2 Nov 2010

Quote by mrplow
Is this the guy?

Oh My Fuck - HAHAHAHA - Never seen anyone "servicing" a vehicle in suspenders before ...will get a good BJ if somebody starts the car though - LOL

5 Nov 2010

all of it...too much Lfunny

Stop...

.... killing me..... Lfunny

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