"I'm glad you did."
I knowww I know, I'm sorry.. but it's just annoying.
I never meant to hurt you..... mhm sure you didn't
"everything happens for a reason" - possibly the stupidest, most insensitive comment.
"It was like that when I moved in!"
"are you going to eat that?" as they point at my plate. um, yeah. probably why i put it there in the first place.
Please don't be offended, BUT.....
Ha but STFU is what I think as soon as someone says that
How those are some red lips
Are you Spanish?
What's size is your bra?
It's always in the last place you look....
Everything happens for a reason
What time is it?
Why is the sky blue?
So what are your plans today? (Umm .. It's a weekday, duh, working)
No, I will not have sex with you, you dirty old man.
What's new with you?
Where did get that dress?
It's so cold out
Is that your real hair color
What does ... mean? (Google it ya lazybones)
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
"have a nice day". Yes, like I was planning otherwise until you told me that.
my other pet hate is "Take care." Damn, and I was planning on crossing the road without looking , now I can't do that.
I hate when people say---It is what it is...
The saying "are we on the same page?" is slowly getting to me.......
"If you don't like the weather in (insert location here), just wait five minutes."
Isn't that how weather works?
"WE" - When you boss says "what we need to do is...." and obviously they are not going to do it!
i hate when someone asks me how i'm doing and i answer ok and they reply with "just ok?". i often remind them that life isn't a constant trip to the amusement park. ugh, that just grates my nerves.
I generally don't like what most people are saying due to the face that they are speaking at all. I love silence
Sitting at the edge of darkness
at work lately, it has literally been LITERALLY
there are a couple of younger girls that probably use that 100 times in a work day