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A warning for all males on Lush from a common phenomenon.

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I think Shakespeare spells it out pretty clearly. He wrote it as a mans world but it applies to every human that's ever lived.

EVERY ONE!

I think our "Male-Centric" society needs a major revision of attitude. Equality means a very specific thing.

I am an actor and have done several hundred stage plays and a couple movies and TV shows. I've been paid for it and I've given it away but I loved every one and I am very good at it. I try very hard to confine my "Acting" to the stage and offer the real me to the world. Usually I succeed but I have really screwed it up a couple of times. We all have an ego and it is a ravenous beast until you learn to control it. Most of us eventually grow up but some don't.

What you see is me!
What you read that I've written is me!
If I state it that's what I believe!

I truly believe the bitterest truths are orders of magnitude better than the sweetest lies! This plays literal hell with me if I have to let someone down gently because I also live my life to not hurt others.

Learn to live with it because it has the potential to destroy you if you don't. Just bitching about it only hurts you. Try for understanding rather than hatred and strife. I saw a cartoon that showed ANGER as a flame cooking IGNORANCE in a retort that distilled into HATE. I'll have to find that again and post it.

Shakespeare defined it several hundred years ago. To bad most don't read and understand history, we'd have a LOT fewer wars.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

William Shakespeare


This is MY opinion. If yours differs, great! If it doesn't, that's great too! Each is based on knowledge, acceptance and understanding. If you decide to fight with me about it then that little still I described above is where your understanding is.
I am always a gentleman.
Blackbird Supernova
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I dunno, I thought this thread was pretty amusing. Quick sum up:

One guy says, "Guys! Hey guys! There are girls out there pretending to be the pictures they're using on the internet, but they're NOT! It's all a big fat lie!"

Everybody else, "Uh... duh, dude."

OP, "NOOO, you don't get it! I mean they're actually actively pretending to be someone they're not! Like, on purpose!"

Everybody else, "Well, yeah. It's the internet. My avatar's not me."

OP, "You don't fucking GET IT!!! I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the EVIL GIRLS out there pretending to be someone they're not! (or maybe the guys pretending to be girls)"

OP, "Oh fuck it. Mods, please delete this thread."

Naughtynurse, "No can do, pardner."

It devolves from there.

See? Pure amusement. Oh, by the way, that is *not* my foot drawing that heart. Good day, everyone!
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Quote by LASARDaddy
I think Shakespeare spells it out pretty clearly. He wrote it as a mans world but it applies to every human that's ever lived.

EVERY ONE!

I think our "Male-Centric" society needs a major revision of attitude. Equality means a very specific thing.

I am an actor and have done several hundred stage plays and a couple movies and TV shows. I've been paid for it and I've given it away but I loved every one and I am very good at it. I try very hard to confine my "Acting" to the stage and offer the real me to the world. Usually I succeed but I have really screwed it up a couple of times. We all have an ego and it is a ravenous beast until you learn to control it. Most of us eventually grow up but some don't.

What you see is me!
What you read that I've written is me!
If I state it that's what I believe!

I truly believe the bitterest truths are orders of magnitude better than the sweetest lies! This plays literal hell with me if I have to let someone down gently because I also live my life to not hurt others.

Learn to live with it because it has the potential to destroy you if you don't. Just bitching about it only hurts you. Try for understanding rather than hatred and strife. I saw a cartoon that showed ANGER as a flame cooking IGNORANCE in a retort that distilled into HATE. I'll have to find that again and post it.

Shakespeare defined it several hundred years ago. To bad most don't read and understand history, we'd have a LOT fewer wars.
William Shakespeare

This is MY opinion. If yours differs, great! If it doesn't, that's great too! Each is based on knowledge, acceptance and understanding. If you decide to fight with me about it then that little still I described above is where your understanding is.


Amen LASARDaddy

I'd like to add one other of the Bard's quotes regarding the bickering of some:

Hamlet: Madam, how like you this play?

Queen: They doth protest too much, methinks. (Sorry Bill, I changed The Lady to They)

Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
Advanced Wordsmith
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It harkens back to an old internet adage: Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little kids are FBI agents. But, some of the men are actually women.

Not completely applicable anymore.
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
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Quote by Dublin_Girl
I actually think this forum is stupid, sorry but its how i think.

I am my avatar and my pics are me but if people want to think i'm a liar then don't add me as a friend, the fact of the matter is i know i am telling the truth.

And if women want to hide behind a picture online then fucking let them, that is what lush is about for some people. it is their escape, their little bubble of happiness away from their real world.

And to be honest your probably just pissed off at these women because they rejected your ugly ass so i think you should shut up and let people have their fun. Its the internet for god sake not a dating site!


Do you normally bash your friends on a public forum like this??? Could have just sent him a PM ya know.
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And here I was thinking that everyone was aware of that
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Quote by Milik_Redman
I'm not going to claim this is so for the op, but when I've seen these threads before, it's usually started by a guy who seems terrified that he might just end up cybering another guy who is pretending to be a woman.

............


Malik is absolutely right.

THINK!

You are primarily here to read sexy stories, right? Do you filter out all the ones written by a guy about a woman? I don't. I try to live in the storytellers mind while I read it. That's what I find enjoyable and I don't care who they are. It's either good or it's crap. I just don't read crap.

All you're engaging in is a fantasy story that you get to help write. It's just like phone sex as long as you have one hand free to type with.

I would love to co-write with a female to get that other prospective. Tell it from both aspects. One of the best I've read was 2 parts, one the male side, the other the female side, both about the same encounter but he wrote the female part and she wrote the guys. I wrote and asked how they did that but never got a response.

If you can't enjoy all this then maybe it's not for you. Only you can decide that though.

Scriptwriters comment is great. I wish I was selling scripts too. I'd be logged into every site on the internet that does this. What an incredible resource. Damn, how do I apply for a job where you work?

I am always a gentleman.
The Linebacker
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Guys, the SURVEY says, if you've cybered 5 times, 2 of those times you've cybered with another man.

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Is that actually a male or female lol .. I cant tell!
Constant Gardener
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Quote by Truemalduke
It harkens back to an old internet adage: Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little kids are FBI agents. But, some of the men are actually women.

Not completely applicable anymore.



Bwahahaha
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by brunswickboy
Ok since we are being honest. My avatar is not me either..... I wanted to look taller than i am.smile


omg ... I never met a man before with such a neat party trick... I can't wait to tell my gf's.. they will go wild for u giggles..

"WHAT does he do?????"

"he makes himself taller by standing on his nuts !!!!"



giggles
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Quote by Buz
Guys, the SURVEY says, if you've cybered 5 times, 2 of those times you've cybered with another man.







I'd that say there's probably some deception on both ends though lol
Advanced Wordsmith
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I suppose that worry is moot if the person in question is bisexual.
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
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I'm really me. I think that's the take away here. lol
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Quote by Buz
Guys, the SURVEY says, if you've cybered 5 times, 2 of those times you've cybered with another man.


Wait, does the survey work vis a vis women? So if I've cybered five times, two of those men I were cybering were actually women? *headdesk thunk*

And yes, my avatar is actually me, mostly because I was too lazy to do a Google Image search for an avatar.
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!

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Yeah, it is, to both last comments.

The thing about fantasy is that it's not real. Many seem to forget that and expect something else. That's a failing on their parts, not the one with a fake avatar.

If you want to see some REAL dancing around the truth watch a politician or religious leader explain why their sexual parts connected to whoever they were caught withs sexual parts is not real. I never did that, it was a mistake and I'll never do it again.

Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker, Henry Cisneros, Bill Clinton and a lot of others. Kennedy, Eisenhauer. In reality the only ones who really give a shit are those that think they're so much better than the rest of us that they have the "Moral Right" to castigate everyone who doesn't step to their drummers beat.

Actually I think Kennedy was one of our best presidents and Clinton was a good president that got screwed in the deal. In more ways than one. I think she was the scum-bag in that. A glory hound after fame.

Given the functional retard we had for a president for 8 years, elected by a supposed majority, I think few have a right to say much about being taken in.

"SMACK," (as I slap myself upside my own head in sympathy with all those cheated by this cruel fate.)

Opinion.
I am always a gentleman.
Lurker
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Anything is better than:

Red and whites (groans)
Rainbow Warrior
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That's why I mentioned using Google-Image search on my profile. I've found a lot of hot girls here who are just using pics from the net. I don't care as long as you admit it! But please don't think you are fooling me.
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WELL I'm ME.
Trying to sound cool. Too much work left.
Internet Philosopher
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I really don't care if the picture or what the person I'm talking to says is real or not. What I'm connecting with is the mind behind the words, the emotion behind the pics. It's the friendship and communication that really matters, not what grouping of pixels I'm looking at. I'm bisexual so even the thought that a guy is pretending to be a woman doesn't turn me off. It's that what rocks their boat, than so be it.

To me, this ongoing worry that someone is lying on the internet is worse than foolish. It's the web, and we all lie here. (Says the 19 year old cheerleader pretending to be a 50 year old guy)
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Quote by RavenStar
I dunno, I thought this thread was pretty amusing. Quick sum up:

One guy says, "Guys! Hey guys! There are girls out there pretending to be the pictures they're using on the internet, but they're NOT! It's all a big fat lie!"

Everybody else, "Uh... duh, dude."

OP, "NOOO, you don't get it! I mean they're actually actively pretending to be someone they're not! Like, on purpose!"

Everybody else, "Well, yeah. It's the internet. My avatar's not me."

OP, "You don't fucking GET IT!!! I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the EVIL GIRLS out there pretending to be someone they're not! (or maybe the guys pretending to be girls)"

OP, "Oh fuck it. Mods, please delete this thread."

Naughtynurse, "No can do, pardner."

It devolves from there.

See? Pure amusement. Oh, by the way, that is *not* my foot drawing that heart. Good day, everyone!


Now that's friggin funny! Raven, would you please come to my office and be in charge of meeting minutes? This is funny shit!
Blackbird Supernova
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Quote by playsit


Now that's friggin funny! Raven, would you please come to my office and be in charge of meeting minutes? This is funny shit!


SURE! Sounds fun. I enjoy taking meeting minutes. Especially the doodles. :-)

Oh. Those *are* my legs. :-D
Lurker
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So all these gorgeous bisexual women who insist that men do NOT context them but are up for dirty chat with women might not actually be real women?

I'd never have worked that out..
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Contact not context!
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Quote by Marcus72
So all these gorgeous bisexual women who insist that men do NOT context them but are up for dirty chat with women might not actually be real women?

I'd never have worked that out..


It's scary, huh?
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I'm an old man and I'm trying very hard not to be critical, but honest to Pete! (That was my Aunt Edna's favorite comment. I don't understand why. Frankly, I don't believe Edna ever knew anyone named Pete) Anyway, this might be one of the shallowest discussions I've ever encountered. The beauty of a site like this one is that people are actually judged by the merit of what they write. That's really the only factual criteria we have to evaluate each other. I'm not talking about stories, I'm talking about the comments and discussions we have with each other.

In the short time I've been visiting this site I've met some people that I very much enjoy. Everyone designates their gender and many make claims about their age and sexual appeal. While some may be more honest than others, so what? In the world of anonymous cyber communication, everyone's appeal will eventually be measured by what they have to say.

If you come to a site like this one seeking fantasy sex, then you should probably be content with a fantasy partner. If you're not, I suggest you try the old fashioned method. Go out in the real world and find a real partner.
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This .... thread .... is .... like .... a .... run .... on .... sentence .... of .... a .... muse .... of .... amuse .... of .... amusing .... amusement .... I .... really .... have .... nothing .... of .... importance .... to .... add .... I .... just .... felt .... like .... testing .... of .... keyboard .... keys .... sometimes .... they .... stick .... then .... again .... they .... really .... don't .... stick .... that .... is .... I .... just .... felt .... like .... typing .... something .... dunno .... just .... seems .... when .... I .... add .... my .... 2 .... cents .... a .... thread .... dies .... will .... there .... be .... a .... burial ....? .... and .... ooh .... rats .... my .... coffee .... cup .... is .... empty .... refill .... time .... I .... has .... to .... go .... bye .... bye .... !!!


Hilarious! Love it! Thanks!