You're right, Nymph! :-) #3 was my lie!
I'm guessing #3 is your lie, Katie. If its true, I need to get you in bed! :-D
1. I played clarinet in a college jazz ensemble
2. Growing up I had a quarter-horse named Thunder
3. I have an identical twin who is straight while I'm bi-sexual
4. I was a history tutor and teaching assistant in college
Beth. I know your lie...#1
1. I owned 3 businesses
2. I served in Germany just after Vietnam
3. I have 2 daughters, 8 grand kids
4. I served 30 years in the Army
You know me too well, Gary! lol You're right! I played marimba in an ensemble in college.
JbStone: I thought this out logically based on your profile and your post alone. I'm thinking your lie is #3.
1. I had a romantic affair with a Hollywood director/producer (Adrien Brody starred in one of his films).
2. My BA is in English; creative writing.
3. I'm going to college again to obtain my Master's in Psychology.
4. I'm a professional ballet dancer.
Well done Beth! My tongue is not quite that long; and get me into bed if I could do that. Should I be worried about your nose licking fetish? Lol
I thought of that but I over looked it. Because compared to other humans all those things are true. Can you lift the back end of a truck with two women in it, using your arms as a start position? Most can't. As for number one my ability to comprehend info and concpects is unrivaled, not to say I know it all. In fact I know I need help from all others for that very reason. Number four is true too. We can't be smart all the time, sometimes we enter an area that we are not very smart at. However, those are the moments we grow the most. The only one that is neither a lie nor a truth is the 2nd one. As you said it is subjective. The lie I told was that I did not tell a lie. So #s 1,3, and 4 are the truths. 2 is n/a. And the lie is of the unspoken kind. So their you have it 3 truths and one lie ... and the things inbetween. To be fair in the grand scheme of things they are all subjective. But that is where your smarts got the better of you. For normal people it goes without saying that we're talking about with in the realm of humans and earthly matters. If you hadn't answered with that I would have simply said number 4. The reason being is because I am so smart it is stupid as fuck. But I know how to talk and act like an average person and that is Important because if no one can understand me then I defeat myself. The problem of the truthly great. Drinking too much pussy juice makes you crazy. I'm living proof.
Ellie
Actually, it's number 4. I did serve in the Army but only 3 years not 30. Although did wish I would have stayed on to retire from there
Ellie
Actually, it's number 4. I did serve in the Army but only 3 years not 30. Although did wish I would have stayed on to retire from there
1. My Mum once delivered a baby on a plane
2. I drive an orange Ford Focus STE Titanium X
3. I've never been to Ireland
4. My great grandfather flew a spitfire in the RAF
No 3 Dannie...?
1. I've met the pope
2. I've met a few members of the Royal Family
3. I've masturbated in a church in front of someone
4. I've got quite a few medals
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
so here are my 4 truths and a lie:
1. the first concert i ever went to was the backstreet boys. i was 16. my friend and i managed to get ourselves back stage, and met a bunch of the crew and one band member: kevin richardson. kevin didn't hit on either one of us, but he did give us each our first ever beers as well as some sips of whiskey from a flask while he chatted us up.
2. i once had a lover that made the most amazing sounds, and said the most amazing sexy things when we were in bed together. one night i secretly recorded us having sex -- audio, not video. i never told him i did it. i still listen to it sometimes. it is awesome.
3. in high school, i wrote a script for the tv show "angel," in which the main character gets sucked into an alternate universe where he is the only human, hiding from all the other characters who are hungry vampires there. it was terrible, but i got a very nice letter back from joss whedon telling me to keep at it and suggesting some places i might want to consider for college if i wanted to write for a living.
4. the most dangerous/bats**t crazy place i have ever had sex was against the wall in the bedroom of a married man, while his wife was asleep in the bed. i had to bite his hand hard enough to bruise it in order to keep quiet.
5. despite my love of sci-fi and all things nerdy, i am the only person i know who has still not seen any of the star wars movies.
ps - also, ilgirl1414, this was an AWESOME post idea!!! thanks.
Dont tell Gilrenard you thought he was my sub. 2 was the lie
