1. I've never run 10K but I love Pink Floyd
2. I prefer Aquafresh to Colgate because Aquafresh has stripes
3. I've never jumped off a cliff but I've jumped out of a plane.
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1. The duration of the collective works of Pink Floyd would be pretty close to how long it would take me to run 10k.
2. I've never run in an organized 10k race.
3. I have been going to yoga classes, though...and not just to see the women in yoga pants...honest!
Quote by Emerson501 1. The duration of Pink Floyd's Animals album is pretty close to how long it takes me to run a 10k, and I've listened to the album start-to-finish every time I've run an organized race of that distance.
2. I've never had a tooth cavity
3. There's a lake near where I grew up that has some pretty serious cliffs you can jump from. I loved cliff diving when I was a teenager but I now have a fear of heights and you couldn't pay me to jump.
1. I can abseil.
2. The duration of Pink Floyds's Animals album is pretty close to how long it takes me to eat a big bag of tater chips.
Quote by PhilU 1. The duration of the collective works of Pink Floyd would be pretty close to how long it would take me to run 10k.
2. I've never run in an organized 10k race.
3. I have been going to yoga classes, though...and not just to see the women in yoga pants...honest!
1 my wife, my girlfriend, and i joined a yoga class a few years ago. apparently it was distacting...
2. i was a in band for a while, singing - it was a pysch band and the guys got me into listening to all the pre-dark side pink floyd stuff - the weird stuff, and you know, i kind of dig it. listened to echoes today while frying on lsd. good stuff. the music and the acid. modded some stories that way, too.
3. i prefer hiking or biking to running. running is kind of boring. my wife, however, loves to run.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
1 my wife, my girlfriend, and i joined a yoga class a few years ago. apparently it was distacting...
2. i was a in band for a while, singing - it was a pysch band and the guys got me into listening to all the pre-dark side pink floyd stuff - the weird stuff, and you know, i kind of dig it. listened to echoes today while frying on lsd. good stuff. the music and the acid. modded some stories that way, too.
3. i prefer hiking or biking to running. running is kind of boring. my wife, however, loves to run.
Distracting because of your yoga pants, or because you kept falling over (I'm quite skilled at that), or because you were having a bad trip and kept shouting "keep those fucking butterflies away from me"?
1. My curiousity sometimes gets me into trouble.
2. I love Echoes!
3. Despite this, I've not done drugs very often, at least partly because I'm not good at moderation and was scared I'd go the full Syd Barrett...
Distracting because of your yoga pants, or because you kept falling over (I'm quite skilled at that), or because you were having a bad trip and kept shouting "keep those fucking butterflies away from me"?
1. My curiousity sometimes gets me into trouble.
2. I love Echoes!
3. Despite this, I've not done drugs very often, at least partly because I'm not good at moderation and was scared I'd go the full Syd Barrett...
it was the yoga pants... blame the butterfly thing on Kiera - she's like, do you see your hands leaving motion trials, and i'm like, i don't know, let me watch, and it looked more like butterflies were erupting from them... which was cool, until they started trying to convince me that i was shrinking.
btw... what is "moderation"?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
1) English is my second language.
2) I had a threesome once. It was both better and worse than I had imagined. Mostly better.
3) I used to dream of being the point guard for the Knicks, leading the fast break and dishing to Patrick Ewing for the monster dunk.
1.) I just finished season four of 'Orange is the New Black' and need counseling....
2.) I just watched the season ending of 'Homeland' and need counseling
3.) I watch way too much tv, apparently (but I'm serious about the counseling part)
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1. I used to run cross country in HS and loved it.
2. I can't seem to avoid wanting to watch Lucy Liu.
[I wonder what it would be like running cross country behind Lucy Liu...gawwwwd!]
3. I love pineapple upside-down cake.
1. I can watch movies I like over and over even after 50 times
2. Same goes to songs. I tend to keep it on loop, listening to one song for hours, for a month or two
3. I'm weird, I know
1) When I determine to do something, I do it at any cost. Nothing can stop me. But I always do stuff which is ethical and which doesn't hurt my conscience, even if it means getting my feelings hurt in the process. That would even include sacrificing my love for someone to see that person happy!
2) I have a very high level of tolerance and believe in kindness. I put up with people's arrogance and insensitivity to some extent but when I lose my cool, I just lash out. It doesn't matter who is at the receiving end. Lying for selfish reasons is also intolerable for me.
3) I will go to any extent to help my family and my friends. To see them unhappy is something I can't bear. I live to make my family happy. My needs are secondary to theirs.
1, I ride a motorcycle and yes it is painted purple and it's a Harley! It's my gallery
2, I have two Labrador retrievers! They are litter mated, one is chocolate (Bonnie) and the other is black(Cooper) again they are in my gallery pics
3. My husband left me his Dodge Viper and once again it's in my gallery pics! I
1. I am about to complete my MBA
2. I am in the early stages of a relationship with a man, very much my senior.
3. I will always be bisexual and continue to enjoy women, no matter what man I might be with at the time.
Quote by PurePurplePassion 1, I ride a motorcycle and yes it is painted purple and it's a Harley! It's my gallery
2, I have two Labrador retrievers! They are litter mated, one is chocolate (Bonnie) and the other is black(Cooper) again they are in my gallery pics
3. My husband left me his Dodge Viper and once again it's in my gallery pics! I
2 and 3...... Wow. It hard to tell what's better the car or dogs lol
1. I've left law. (yay!)
2. I'm current in the midst of a 5 month vacation. (wow, wow, wow!!)
3. I'm preparing my life and lifestyle as an entrepreneur (scary as hell but I know I'll be much happier!)
I am proof that an online relationship works, milik and I are now living together
Bit once, twice, but never a third time
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