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3 Things About Yourself

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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by sweetsinner


We both get to be confused!
1 - I don't know what runts are.
2 - I also don't know what taffy is
3 - I love real bananas, banana bread, banana cake, banana chips (the dried fruit bananas), but hate the taste of banana in smoothies.


A pic of both banana runts and banana taffy!


Snake Charmera
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Quote by kiera

Hi Tonya


Hi Kiera
1. I'm too nice for my own good.
2. I live with my mother in law
3. My favorite candy is Reese peanutbutter eggs.

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My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
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Hanging in the background but around

Active Ink Slinger
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1. Not getting older, but gotten older.
2. The body suffers from too many bouts of physical contact, whereby I induced extremes of pleasure throughout the systems of certain ladies.
3. The memory banks are still extremely active, recalling all those treasured moments.

( Sipping Moet whilst I cogitate
The Bee's Knees
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1. i've never downloaded music.
2. i attended eleven schools from kindergarten to ninth grade.
3. i once got called to the principal's office for giving out candy whistles on halloween - as a teacher.

Say. Her. Name.


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1. I'm sorry, Keira sad
2. I don't like to do laundry
3. I am as bull headed as the next person



Extra credit..
Quote by silveranode
( Sipping Moet whilst I cogitate


4. I had to look up 'cogitate'

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

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Quote by honeydipped
1. i've never downloaded music.
2. i attended eleven schools from kindergarten to ninth grade.
3. i once got called to the principal's office for giving out candy whistles on halloween - as a teacher.



At least it wasn't candy cigarettes....

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

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1. I can be very self conscious
2. I can be jealous
3. I am missing someone very very much
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
1. I'm sorry, Keira sad
2. I don't like to do laundry
3. I am as bull headed as the next person



Extra credit..

4. I had to look up 'cogitate'


Me too It's now my word for the day.

1. My favourite colours and black and purple
2. I once fucked up mashed potato so badly my husband called it soup
3. I once got caught by my dad stealing a chocolate biscuit after I'd already had one.
The Duchess of Tart

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Lurker
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1. I am an artist and illustrator of children's books
2. I am a gourmet cook
3. I am an activist for many causes
Lurker
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I'm vegan
I hate drying my hair
I swear a lot but usually only in my head
Love Bug
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1. I am crazy, hopelessly in love.
2. I just moved cross country to live with my lush lover.
3. I am dangerously uncoordinated.
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1. I am studying to be a midwife and it is my life passion and gives me joy like not much else can.
2. I am unfortunately a terribly fucking undisciplined student more often than not.
3. Demonstrated by the fact that although I am really good at writing essays, I'm also really good at handing them in three days late and copping a penalty on them.
Chat Moderator
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1) Love being in love
2) love to work out
3) love to cook
Snake Charmera
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1. I am a stay at home mom and disabled veteran
2. There is 15 years between my last two children
3. When I'm nervous or upset I ramble to much to people

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

Gentleman Stranger
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Quote by Simmerdownchick


4. I had to look up 'cogitate'


It wasn't what you thought, was it?

1. I'm apparently a dog-whisperer, and can always rescue stray, lost, and skittish dogs nobody else can get near.
2. I'm very patient with people and animals, but not at all with inanimate things that don't work right.
3. I love to mountain bike, but I moved to a state with no mountains - and no biking culture.
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Quote by kiera


Edit: Wow you were fast doggy. Pats you on the head.


Woof-Woof!
Lurker
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1. I love to bake.
2. I love listening to others and help with their needs, as I'm a caring person.
3. I enjoy the honesty in good people.
Advanced Wordsmith
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1. I love to eat baking. (Esp pies! See above)
2. Encouraging others to be the greatest they be....to live with passion, for it costs no more than to not...and to smile!
3. And music!...omg I love music!...it's always in my head....(do you ever talk in lyrics?...if so you understand)
Punkarama
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1. I used to play rugby union with a bunch of Kiwi girls and fuck did I cop it being the only white girl on the field

2. I cannot and will not stand for dishonesty in any way, shape or form..I dont care how bad it is always tell me the truth and I will always offer the same to you

3. I broke my leg on a trampoline when I was 8 years old and it has never been the same since
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I lead an extremely healthy lifestyle
I only eat the best organic vegetables and fruit and never touch alcohol
I can tell some right whoppers at times (and no thats not the ones from Burger King).
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1. I enjoy skydiving.
2. Travel a lot
3. Enjoy meeting new people here
Rookie Scribe
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I luv to run the spartan race
Sex without protection
Pregnant by bff's father
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A Sinologist

A very bad boy

Too nice for my own good
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I think the expression is... you couldnt make this up.

1. I parked my car today and a rather elderly lady was trying to park in front of me whilst I was unloading stuff etc. It was painful to watch.
2. Sure enough she reversed into the front of my car and so I approached her and had words. Whilst doing so I noticed my car move forward.
3. I looked up and went to the back of my car only to find that another old lady had gone into the back of my car whilst again trying to park. Whilst talking to her the lady in the car to the front drove off!

Not a good day.

Sorry. Not really the right thread but I needed to speak up!
Rainbow Warrior
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1. I shoveled prodigious quantities of horse shit between the ages of 9 and 14, until my mom hired a neighbor boy to work in our stable.

2. I've played the piano by ear since I was 5, but I've never been able to learn to read music.

3. I've never had more than one sip of beer my entire life.
Sultan of Smut
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1. The duration of Pink Floyd's Animals album is pretty close to how long it takes me to run a 10k, and I've listened to the album start-to-finish every time I've run an organized race of that distance.

2. I've never had a tooth cavity

3. There's a lake near where I grew up that has some pretty serious cliffs you can jump from. I loved cliff diving when I was a teenager but I now have a fear of heights and you couldn't pay me to jump.
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