I love donkeying around with English to make my stories flow as best I can, and have delusions of one day being a worthwhile author outside of the erotic realm.
Word.
Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 112 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:
* 29 Editor's Picks, 74 Recommended Reads.
* 15 competition podium places, 10 other times in the top ten.
* 21 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.
Wanted to something to represent my sweet and innocent personality
My username was given to me by high school police officer friend when I would go and sit on the back of his patrol car during lunch time.
That same day I made vest w/ IMPÜRETHOUGHTS hand stitched on the back and IT initials on front pocket.
That was nine yrs ago and he still calls me IMPÜRETHOUGHTS when he puts on siren when he sees me.
I just added umlauts.
It is what my porn star name is said to be!
First name = name of your first pet (Could be risky!) = Rex (a dog)
Surname = mother's maiden name
Try yours!
Rex
There are times when I wish my actual first name was 'Brooke', I always liked the name even before I met an actual 'Brooke'. When I did, I was smitten and she was my first official girl friend. So my user name is an homage to her. The last part is two-fold. The 'L' is the first letter of my middle name, but teaming it with Brooke also hints at my hometown, Brooklyn NY. I don't live there now, but you can take the girl outa Brooklyn, you can't take Brooklyn outa the girl!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
My first name is Gaynor and I added Blue because I had not had sex for ages. So I felt down. I stayed in all the time and hardly talked to my friends. I found Lush and now am back to my dirty nasty sexy mad self. Thanks Lush.
Min norske mormors familie navn. Translation: My Norwegian grandmother's family name, Americanized and modified to Andy. 37 was my age when I joined Lush.
Geezer as old in years, but young in heart and mind.
Liger is a crossbreed between a lion and tiger.
Nightwish song - White Night Fantasy but made in to Dark because I find the dark more interesting and Black_Night_Fantasy doesn't make me seem like the pasty white kid I am.
Given to me some years ago by a close friend that I collaborated with
I stole Weasel from a friend, a long, long time ago. For many years I gamed under the name Mrs Weasel, Mrs for short. Some friends said I should have a proper name, so I chose the hame Cerce from one of my characters. I didn't like being Cerce, so I decided to ask my friends for suggestions. Before I could someone sent me a mail with the subject Grace. I knew immediately that if Grace was not her name it was mine.
Emmanuelle is a story about a woman who embarks on a voyage of sexual discovery. Loved it when I first saw that movie decades ago and couldn't think of a better moniker.
Hm, been here nearly three years...perhaps a name change is in order?
I’m very outgoing and social in most aspects of my life. I can be both a bit shy and a bit vixen when it comes to sexual encounters.
My username is who I am to my Husband. With other women I tend to be more of a switch...xoxo
I have a pnuss and love to orally please a woman
Me and the Missus wanted a couple's account and the Name Curdis goes both ways.. We then found out you're not allowed to share an account so now there's a Curdis, and a MrsCurdis account. Naso was just what popped up when thinking of a surname to fill out on the form..
It's the name of the mascot of the football team that I support
Chica... I guess it's a combination of many things. But the basics. I left as Love Affairs only to be asked by a former member XReynolds to return and help him with a story.
I told him ok he said be a bad girl ... Una chica mala... And that was my profile name when I returned. I remained in the shadows until the famous attention whore contest. I won with out reviling it was I. I hurt some friends because I didn't tell them it was me until the contest was done. I also lost one very good friend because I went to the chatrooms to request views... He said it was in poor taste... Have not talked since...but later shortened my name to just chica
What kind of high school is that? We only had concierges that made you sweep the schoolyard when too late too often and (vice) principals that you had to report to when expelled from class or something like that.
