Oh, really funny. Instead of saying: "Babe, could you stop biting me?" He slapped her... Very, very funny.
Laughing like crazy over here.
[Sigh]
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You want me to do what?
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I agree on the peeing - water sports (and worse) seem about as gross as can be imagined. Not a fetish to aspire to.
Since there has been a complaint about a lack of male response - the most unusual request for me (and I'll agree that it was probably not THAT unusual) was to masturbate for her. Which felt a bit strange - since I'm not used to doing it with an audience - but a turnon nonetheless.
On another occasion, there was a request to probe my nether regions with her finger. I know she was looking for a certain gland, but I'm pretty sure she never found it.
Since there has been a complaint about a lack of male response - the most unusual request for me (and I'll agree that it was probably not THAT unusual) was to masturbate for her. Which felt a bit strange - since I'm not used to doing it with an audience - but a turnon nonetheless.
On another occasion, there was a request to probe my nether regions with her finger. I know she was looking for a certain gland, but I'm pretty sure she never found it.
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Sorry to dissapoint you ladies. But it is not uncommom for us men to like to enjoy your worn panties. The smell of a woman while masturbating... WOW... a real turnon...
Internet Sensation
Todays worn underwear box is up for auction!Get the lush ladies underwear to sniff while reading their stories!
Starting bid at <insert insane amount of money>
Do I hear any bids?
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[Shuffles to back of the rabid auction crowd]
Panties just don't do anything for me; unless they're on (or off) a sexy woman.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Sorry, Catnip - not much of a market here for that (*smiling*). You could try Ebay - I actually know someone there who supplemented her income that way for a while.
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That would probably increase their value on Ebay. Among certain prospective bidders, anyway.....
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Quote by NotReallySureYes it would to people who have stocks in companies that make cat litter
That would probably increase their value on Ebay. Among certain prospective bidders, anyway.....
I feel like I've just opened a Pandora's Box of really weird stuff ha ha the Poo and weing stuff is just really gross ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. it makes all the weird stuff i've been asked to do seem quite tame. well I did have an ex who liked me to wrap him in clingfilm you know the stuff you put over food. he likes the idea of being restrained totally from top if body leaving out his dick, then wrapped all the way down to his feet, then i would give him a B.J he seemed to like it i think it must have been very hot for him haha like a beauty spa treatment with a bit of a difference haha lol
that was a good laugh then. my ex liked the old knickers thing it was catnip scuse the pun catnip he liked them placed over his nose while he was tied up in bed it used to drive him crazy hee hee Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by DaisyChain
I had one partner that asked me if I would wear my DAUGHTER'S school uniform - he was out that door so fast, he didn't know what hit him!
Why not?????? Lots of men get a huge amount of pleasure from seeing grown women wearing school uniform, right down to their regulation ribbed legged cotton schoolgirl knickers - I know I do and my girlfriend dresses this way regularly and even she admits to loving it when I put my hand up her school skirt and betweeen her legs, screaming loudly as i make her cum in her navy blue gym knickers.