My inability to sit cross legged on a wooden floor has for sure shown me how old I am.
Other then that my clear hate and unwillingness to put up with extra bull has proven I am old.
OH and I was born when that movie was released.
When I rush upstairs to pee and then forget why I'm rushing.
When You have to look up new slang words
when you no longer recognize people on magazine covers. (hell, if you still by mags!)
Some of my favorite recent musicians are young enough to be my children.
I have co-workers around my age becoming grandparents.
My son is old enough to buy beer (19 in Ontario) and knows more about it than I do.
You basically have no control of your bladder.
When I wander into the kitchen and can't remember why I'm there.
Love is the answer, love is a flower you gotta let it grow - John Lennon
When they say Happy B'day!!! lol
Hope Breaking taboos around my sexuality.
I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.
What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?
For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
My Personal Vids and pics updated Sep. 22, 2018 HAVE A GREAT DAY!! Meow!!!
When I get aggravated by loud music in passing cars. Then think to myself I was once one of those people that played my music loud in my car.
You know your getting old when you get up in the morning and you fart with every step you take.
The Prime Minister of your country is younger than you (I was in Grade 1 when Justin was born).
your daughter can outrun you and makes fun of you for being so slow
Someone offers you super sex and quick as a flash you respond "Soup please."
"You know you are old when you can live without sex, but not your glasses."
'Ya know you're old when ya can't even get your dildo hard any more.'
'Ya know you're old when ya used to hit the ground running, but now just try not to hit it too hard.'
'Ya know you're old when the only thing hard in the morning,...is getting out of bed.'
When the hair in your ears grows faster than the hair on your head..
When the hairs on your head are counted x per square inch instead of x per square centimetre.
I'm told this can be a serious problem for men: You pinch your scrotum as you slide to the edge of the bed.
When you read all of these posts and find yourself saying , yup done that...yup that one too...oh yeah did that...oh that happens to me all the time. The most annoying thing happening right now is falling asleep when I read. I read a lot and at night and now I get about two pages and ZZzzzz. It gets really embarrassing if I'm reading a Lush story...snoring, mouth open, drooling, hand down in my panties.
I'm getting old. 
Ohh Yeaa, 
I AM getting old, I'm out of shape, and, hypertensive. Does that count for anything???
When you franticly search your house for over a half-an-hour, desperately looking for your glasses, and as you wipe the sweat off your brow you discover that you're wearing them! If that one is a joke, than guess that I'm the butt-end of it...
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