Have you ever been in Asda and had a pensioner in front of you who is paying for their weekly shop by cash, one who spends ten minutes with fingers dipping into their purse extracting penny pieces?
Last night I was in a queue in our local Co-op store, gratefull that most of the people in front of me were using their contactless cards to pay. When my turn came, as my purchase was only seventy-pence I decided to pay with cash, pulled a handful of coins from my deep coat pocket. When I opened my palm to count our the amount, to my utter horror the young girl behind the counter — who must have been about twenty — reached across and began to take coins from my palm until she had her seventy pence worth. I was too shocked to say anything.
She did not look at me, smile or say thank you, handed me my receipt and turned to the next customer. It was a sobering experience; nothing like it had happened to me before. I don't even think of myself as looking old. I'm fit, kayak from time to time, go to the gym regularly.
Then I remembered myself as a twenty-year-old, how even people in their mid-forties looked ancient. I left school at sixteen, and my first job was a chef apprenticeship in a posh hotel. My mentor was a guy in his mid-thirties. To my young self back then, he was already an old man!
When we were about twenty, my wife and I advertised in a contact mag for a girl for a threesome. Among the replies we received was one from a thirty year old woman. We both thought her much too old for us. We must have been mad; she was gorgeous. There was such a generational divide back then, one that I think no longer exists to such profound degree.
We never did have that threesome.
Anyhow, the girl in the Co-op reminded me of the Harry & Paul sketch I've linked to below. I love the two girls in it — especially the dark-haired one. The perfect pair for a threesome
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You Know You're Getting Old When . . .
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You Know You're Getting Old When...
- getting out of bed in the morning sounds like popcorn popping!
- when you get a discount at the grocery store for Senior Citizen Tuesday!
- when you take so many pills for your ailments you are too full for breakfast!
- getting out of bed in the morning sounds like popcorn popping!
- when you get a discount at the grocery store for Senior Citizen Tuesday!
- when you take so many pills for your ailments you are too full for breakfast!
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You Know You're Getting Old When...
- getting out of bed in the morning sounds like popcorn popping!
- when you get a discount at the grocery store for Senior Citizen Tuesday!
- when you take so many pills for your ailments you are too full for breakfast!
Were you reading my mind? I feel your pain. Those handful of pills are breakfast and your night time snack and what’s in between.
The the popcorn popping in the morning, your body begins to look like popcorn as you try to straighten up walking to the bathroom.
And those great senior discounts, that everyone standing behind you are whispering about.
LOL I feel your pain MJ...
but the way.. Happy Birthday.. another year!!
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You know your getting old......
When you check ALL of the end dates at the your local grocery store, before buying that extra bag of chips
When you check ALL of the end dates at the your local grocery store, before buying that extra bag of chips
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You Know You're Getting Old When . . .
The cashier asks you if you want your senior discount...
What's worse is when they don't ask and just automatically give it to you.
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I'm with Simplicity on this one. I take my pills with yogurt now so they go down easier
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When you thank the bartender profusely for Carding you.
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When you remember napster and limewire
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watching This Old House on PBS but you remember watching the same show 10 years ago, but you still watch it again
My latest love poem has landed
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YKYGOW - you have to fill out a form online and you have to scroll and scroll to get your birth year 
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When you remember napster and limewire
Lol I remember those...
YKYGO when you remember having this phone and remember how cool you thought you were ..
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And you remember MySpace and when AOL had chatrooms
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You know you are getting old when ...
the first computer you saw took up a 5,000 sq ft room.
you had one of the first programmable calculators and the only thing the above computer had on it was storage.
a three speed manual gearbox was standard.
and yes, when the cashier doesn't need to ask if you get the discount.
the first computer you saw took up a 5,000 sq ft room.
you had one of the first programmable calculators and the only thing the above computer had on it was storage.
a three speed manual gearbox was standard.
and yes, when the cashier doesn't need to ask if you get the discount.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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