This question is for bi-sexual/curious people only please.
Lindsay Lohan is in the news again for trouble with the law. It got me thinking that if I did the things she did, it would not be newsworthy. It is when she breaks the law however when we hear about her because she's a celebrity, although her talents are debatable. In fact I think part of the reason she did Playboy was to stay in the spotlight (and to pay her legal bills) . So if her looks and sex apeal is what keeps her relevant, my thoughts on her snowballed to a comparison with my sex appeal.
So I ask, Bi's only who would normally like to fuck both men and women-if you had a chance to fuck me or Lindsay Lohan, who would you choose? Be honest, but no need to be hurtful. Thanks.
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Would you rather fuck me or Lindsay Lohan? Bi's only please
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Hmm - to be fair this is a tough one - (can't we have a threesome? it's a fantasy question after all) I wouldn't say no to either but if it came to choosing it might be simply a matter of what I'm in the mood for - with you getting the slight edge overall
(while Lindsay fits my preference for less hair and that might tilt the decision if I was being really, really picky! - but there's still that crazy eyes thing going on there that says stay away from her!)
(while Lindsay fits my preference for less hair and that might tilt the decision if I was being really, really picky! - but there's still that crazy eyes thing going on there that says stay away from her!)
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Although I can't compare faces, I think you've actually more to offer ... so I'll take you.
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You have a great body but... I would fuck Lindsay Lohan... because, well... she's Lindsay Lohan.
The celebrity/star-fucker factor is always going to be at play here, regardless of whether you find her appealing as a human being or not. If you're in a bar and Lindsay Lohan is inviting you back to her place to party and maybe have some fun, you're going to go. If it's just a girl that looks and acts like LiLo...some people might not. But who she is definitely makes it a unique experience and I'd have a hard time imagining people would pass up the opportunity, especially if we're just talking preferences as a one night stand.
Plus she seems like she'd probably be a freak in bed.
The celebrity/star-fucker factor is always going to be at play here, regardless of whether you find her appealing as a human being or not. If you're in a bar and Lindsay Lohan is inviting you back to her place to party and maybe have some fun, you're going to go. If it's just a girl that looks and acts like LiLo...some people might not. But who she is definitely makes it a unique experience and I'd have a hard time imagining people would pass up the opportunity, especially if we're just talking preferences as a one night stand.
Plus she seems like she'd probably be a freak in bed.
I LOVE the craziness of this thread and I salute you for your imagination...
In answer to your question, I'd CRAWL under Ms. Lohan's skirt just to sniff her panties... She's pretty, funny, clever, talented and obviously damaged...
So, with respect, I'm voting for the mad pretty drunk girl....
xx SF
In answer to your question, I'd CRAWL under Ms. Lohan's skirt just to sniff her panties... She's pretty, funny, clever, talented and obviously damaged...
So, with respect, I'm voting for the mad pretty drunk girl....
xx SF
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You have a great body but... I would fuck Lindsay Lohan... because, well... she's Lindsay Lohan.
The celebrity/star-fucker factor is always going to be at play here, regardless of whether you find her appealing as a human being or not. If you're in a bar and Lindsay Lohan is inviting you back to her place to party and maybe have some fun, you're going to go. If it's just a girl that looks and acts like LiLo...some people might not. But who she is definitely makes it a unique experience and I'd have a hard time imagining people would pass up the opportunity, especially if we're just talking preferences as a one night stand.
Plus she seems like she'd probably be a freak in bed.
I personally wouldn't want to have anything to do with LiLo. She's just one peg too high on the crazy scale. It's pretty judgmental, but she doesn't appear to really give a shit about anything or anyone. Including herself. She doesn't strike me as the type that would put her health and sexual well being on high priority. And I have the opposite feeling, I think she'd be a dead lay. I picture her laying there with her legs open, playing on her iphone over her lover's shoulder. She doesn't respect herself enough to be good in bed.
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You seem like a nice guy and have a great body(if the pics are of you) but I would choose LiLo for sure. The Celebrity status does have something to do with it I must admit, but I also happen to find her really hot. She seems so sexually open which I love and would bet she is really wild in bed.
Id just have to make sure all my jewelry is locked away first and that I drive, LOL!!
Id just have to make sure all my jewelry is locked away first and that I drive, LOL!!
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Id just have to make sure all my jewelry is locked away first and that I drive, LOL!!
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I personally wouldn't want to have anything to do with LiLo. She's just one peg too high on the crazy scale. It's pretty judgmental, but she doesn't appear to really give a shit about anything or anyone. Including herself. She doesn't strike me as the type that would put her health and sexual well being on high priority. And I have the opposite feeling, I think she'd be a dead lay. I picture her laying there with her legs open, playing on her iphone over her lover's shoulder. She doesn't respect herself enough to be good in bed.
Nah, that's Paris and Kim! And I saw the vids to prove it!! HAHA
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Jeeez what a difficult question.
I doubt if it's you on the 2nd pic actually, the body is more mature then the 1st pic.....but it's a damn hot pic...
We only see 2 pics of your(?) body while there is SO much to see about Lindsay.
That makes it an unfair competition I guess which you will loose anyway.
So,add some more pics for us if you like
I would do a treesome!
I doubt if it's you on the 2nd pic actually, the body is more mature then the 1st pic.....but it's a damn hot pic...
We only see 2 pics of your(?) body while there is SO much to see about Lindsay.
That makes it an unfair competition I guess which you will loose anyway.
So,add some more pics for us if you like
I would do a treesome!
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I personally wouldn't want to have anything to do with LiLo. She's just one peg too high on the crazy scale. It's pretty judgmental, but she doesn't appear to really give a shit about anything or anyone. Including herself. She doesn't strike me as the type that would put her health and sexual well being on high priority. And I have the opposite feeling, I think she'd be a dead lay. I picture her laying there with her legs open, playing on her iphone over her lover's shoulder. She doesn't respect herself enough to be good in bed.
damn lm. lilo seems kind of tame compared to some of the women on lush. yes she parties and has sex and poses nude but she is in the news more for being famous than anything really bad. if you, or many of the people on lush were followed and reported on in the media as she is, what would we learn of you? like her i have been caught driving drunk, done drugs, had crazy sex while high, taped myself having sex but i'm not famous so no one knows all my secrets.
me, i'd choose lilo
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damn lm. lilo seems kind of tame compared to some of the women on lush. yes she parties and has sex and poses nude but she is in the news more for being famous than anything really bad. if you, or many of the people on lush were followed and reported on in the media as she is, what would we learn of you? like her i have been caught driving drunk, done drugs, had crazy sex while high, taped myself having sex but i'm not famous so no one knows all my secrets.
me, i'd choose lilo
I don't want to thread jack this, but...
I have no problem with partying, having sex, or her posing nude. None of those things are an issue. But the constant drama, of drunk driving, drugs (that she can't handle or afford), stealing, fights, car accidents. She's in need of some serious mental attention. She's like a high priced athlete that thinks laws and rules don't apply. Sadly, I'm afraid if she doesn't turn it around she's going to end up paying for it with her life.
Many many celebrities are followed and hounded by the media. Not all, not many, get into the constant drama cycles that she gets into. She gets into the same problems very often and never feels any guilt for it. That's how she differs from most "normal" people. The lack of understanding of wrong doing. She's on a collision course.
But I still love ya, Ginger.
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I assure youhat the avatar and t other 2 pics available to non-friends are me. I have many more that friends can see, and are consistent (some I took time to trim my body hair more than others, lol). I actually find it flattering that somone thinks my pics are fakes.
And thanks for the nest input. I'm fairing much better than I thought I would. And I could see Lohan texting while her pussy gets pounded. LOL
And thanks for the nest input. I'm fairing much better than I thought I would. And I could see Lohan texting while her pussy gets pounded. LOL
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I personally wouldn't want to have anything to do with LiLo. She's just one peg too high on the crazy scale.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
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Well I saw all you pics now
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Tho i didn't see your face I'm convinced ;)
Pass Lindsay to another and lets have some fun, you have a very very high WOW factor
. Tho i didn't see your face I'm convinced ;)
Pass Lindsay to another and lets have some fun, you have a very very high WOW factor
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damn lm. lilo seems kind of tame compared to some of the women on lush. yes she parties and has sex and poses nude but she is in the news more for being famous than anything really bad. if you, or many of the people on lush were followed and reported on in the media as she is, what would we learn of you? like her i have been caught driving drunk, done drugs, had crazy sex while high, taped myself having sex but i'm not famous so no one knows all my secrets.
me, i'd choose lilo
I agree with Ginger. I have done all those things (not proud of it) too, well luckily Ive never been caught. But Im not famous so no one cares. Why do we care about what Lyndsay or any celeb does? I really dont. So many of them are just famous for being famous. It just feeds there massive egos. I feel bad for Lyndsay because her family is so fucked up.
Personally I thought Lyndsay was very talented when she was young, but her big comeback Liz and Dick was a fucking train wreck. I see softcore porn in her future....................Yes, Ill be watching!! HAHA
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Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Would make a great T-Shirt!!
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Would make a great T-Shirt!!
kind of my motto...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
ok last post on this one. lilo was thrust into limelight when she was young, supporting a needy mom and asshole dad, at an age when most young girls are rebelling and going out to party or just have fun. her rebellion came at an older age but like a teenager she felt she was immune to the laws but unlike most of us, lilo's rebellion came with an audience. i think of her as trying to live out those lost years we take for granted but she never knew. a lot of child stars have overcome the curse and many more haven't but hopefully lilo will be like robert downey jr, he ruined his life but now he is iron man. yes lm, i'd still do her
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Give me the movie star, and thus the kick-ass story for life. Give me your (theoretically) hot piece of ass when you're not asking me to choose between a strange fuck and a once-in-a-lifetime starfuck.
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You forsure the babe is to flakey more mileage for bi guys to pleasure each other than have the babe mark u on her bedpost
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Give me the movie star, and thus the kick-ass story for life. Give me your (theoretically) hot piece of ass when you're not asking me to choose between a strange fuck and a once-in-a-lifetime starfuck.
A way with words. She's got it. LOL