Wag: A humorous or droll person; a wit.
I've drawn up a shortlist, poll attached. Only 8 would fit.
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Who is the biggest (male) wag on Lush?
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Who is the biggest wag on Lush?
23 votes
DirtyMartini
(15 votes) 65%
WellMadeMale
(4 votes) 17%
Damonx
(4 votes) 17%
Mrplow
(0 votes) 0%
MrNudiePants
(2 votes) 9%
Jebru
(0 votes) 0%
Magical_Felix
(3 votes) 13%
MercianKnight
(2 votes) 9%
Other (please specify)
(6 votes) 26%
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what is a "wag"?
*ok..im going to quit talking now...ive just gone of the blonde deep end i think today!
*ok..im going to quit talking now...ive just gone of the blonde deep end i think today!
Matriarch
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what is a "wag"?
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Wag: A humorous or droll person; a wit.
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im sure if we did "who is the blondest of the blondes" id for sure win...lmao.
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I chose me. I'm super mega awesome. Just look at my profile! lol just kidding..... possibly
The bear in the top hat!
Here's my facebook if anyone wants it: http://www.facebook.com/kungfujimmyd
Here's my facebook if anyone wants it: http://www.facebook.com/kungfujimmyd
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Geez, if LittleMissB says she would win the blondest of the blonde contest. I guess I would win the Biggest Ass contest because I can certainly proclaim it because Assholes, aka persons that are childish, harrassers, idiots, morons, beyond perverts, stupid, trolls and that is just to name a few, don't like me. 
Well all I can say to you all is you can ...
Well any way whoever wins this, what do they get?
A tail to wag!!! 
Well all I can say to you all is you can ... Well any way whoever wins this, what do they get?
A tail to wag!!! 
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Dirty Martini .. HANDS DOWN!!! 
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Dirty Martini .. HANDS DOWN!!!
I second that motion and raise you a finger! LOL
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You may hear a laugh here or there through the crickets with these chumps you've posted here in this poll, if you're lucky...
But if you want a real comic genius visit here.
http://www.lushstories.com/daveglenn
But if you want a real comic genius visit here.
http://www.lushstories.com/daveglenn
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I gotta go with Dirty,
Any one who gets suspended,
Then re suspended for sneeking on under suspension,, has my vote
Any one who gets suspended,
Then re suspended for sneeking on under suspension,, has my vote
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I voted for me. Even though I think it' s Dirty Martini. Just because I could. Neener neener neeeeeeeenerrrrrrr...
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Quote by nicola
Wag: A humorous or droll person; a wit.
This is not how I define him but the most interesting would be older-wiser13 : )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Her Royal Spriteness
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i think Javier should be on this list... that said, wow... honestly, i find Dirty, WWM, and Felix all quite entertaining, depending upon my mood, and they each give me a smile every time they post, so i'm not sure i can pick just one... choosing one over the other, wondering if doing so will hurt feelings, is always an issue for me, so i might just not vote, but there you go, guys - you're my top 3.
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you guys are all great -you know it : )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Never heard that expression either, wag lol. So..for being humorous and witty, hmmm. Not an easy task...narrowing it down to just one; I've chuckled, laughed out loud, nearly spewed sips of drinks onto my monitor, thought to myself: HAHA! Right on, man! when reading a few of these dudes' posts around the forum. There are a couple of other dudes here that aren't on the list that get the same reactions from me when reading their posts too... you get the gist...how can one pick just one!? I did though. .
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i think Javier should be on this list.
Cheesecakes!
I second that, Javier is a strong candidate, and my choice. Comedic gold, baby.
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Oberon..he's really funny.
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My pick is lone_wolf, he is funny, sweet, and more of a man than anyone I know on here.
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My pick is lone_wolf, he is funny, sweet, and more of a man than anyone I know on here.
Geez!!!! Woman you know to pick me as the "Ass of Lush" I even politiced above for that title
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Oberon..he's really funny.
That would be so much funnier if it was about a Nun, Mahatma Gandhi and a Halibut, wouldn't it?
My vote's for Loislane.
She makes me laugh AND smile.
That's rare.
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Glad Nic doesn't think I'm droll
–adjective
1.
amusing in an odd way;
–adjective
1.
amusing in an odd way;
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Two full days, and no votes for me, but it's like they say, "it's an honour just to be nominated."
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: )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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We've had enough fun with these now. 