Wednesday, January 7, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,723,232,675
and counting. Nice knowing you all.
I have no idea when my time will come, but in the mean time I'll cum at every opportunity, and when I'm gone from this world to the next I will find some sweet angel or naughty shedevil to accomodate me as well hehe
Normal- Sunday, June 19, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,074,602,688
Pessimistic Thursday, March 2, 2034
Seconds left to live...
749,527,990
Sadistic Friday, April 6, 2012
Seconds left to live...
58,327,768
Optimistic Friday, May 22, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,734,833,435
1,340,000,000 seconds to live, til November 14, 2052.
I better make some of them worthwhile.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Me my time will come when it comes don't wanna know when personally but hey that's just me
Sunday may 11th 2053 hopefully there will be some good times from now until then.
Friday, December 16, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,090,046,352
Not much longer at all ...
Monday, October 11, 2055
Seconds left to live... a lot
I die on my sister's birthday at the age of 73.
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NORMAL: Wednesday, May 11, 2050
Seconds left to live...1,260,263,230 and counting
Wow....I'll be a month and a half away from turning 71.
PESSIMISTIC: Saturday, March 19, 2033
Seconds left to live...719,225,950 and counting.
SADISTIC: Monday, May 11, 2015
Seconds left to live...155,724,800 and counting.
OPTIMISTIC: Saturday, July 26, 2064
Seconds left to live...1,708,678,800 and counting.
I'd be 4 days short of 85.
"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Tuesday, May 17, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,069,577,410
dates:
Normal- July 30, 2063
Pesimistic- June 10, 2045
Sadistic- July 30, 2026
Optomistic- Sept. 8, 2080
great i am going to be overheated.JyF4gBai8wDyJCGP
Normal mode:
Monday, February 21, 2039
Seconds left to live...
901,551,233
Pessimistic Mode:
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Seconds left to live...
330,792,793
Sadistic Mode: I'm already dead.
Thursday, February 21, 2002
Seconds left to live...
0
Optimistic mode:
Monday, March 16, 2054
Seconds left to live...
1,376,923,900
I couldn't careless because I've already paid in full for my funeral arrangements.
My parents don't have to worry about planning my wake and burial.
I've spoken w/ restaurant and bakery for both days.
Money has been set a side too.
Hmmm, I've already been dead, very briefly. My Doctors say I should be dead. I believe some of them are waiting patiently(?) since they have been promised my body for investigation. See my profile.
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, May 9, 2050
I have 32 more years to live. Cool! Not that bad.