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When Am I Going To Die? - Death Clock

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http://www.deathclock.com/

There are 4 different modes:

For me my dates are: I used the BMI as well
Normal: 05 Feb 2038 age 70
Pessimistic: 11 Dec 2016 age 49
Sadistic: 05 Feb 2003 age 35 *TAPS*
Optimistic: 01 Mar 2049 age 81
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Wednesday, January 7, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,723,232,675

and counting. Nice knowing you all.
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Quote by Ataldeath
Wednesday, January 7, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,723,232,675

and counting. Nice knowing you all.


Now you only did one do all four modes, you may already be dead
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I have no idea when my time will come, but in the mean time I'll cum at every opportunity, and when I'm gone from this world to the next I will find some sweet angel or naughty shedevil to accomodate me as well hehe
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Normal- Sunday, June 19, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,074,602,688
Pessimistic Thursday, March 2, 2034
Seconds left to live...
749,527,990
Sadistic Friday, April 6, 2012
Seconds left to live...
58,327,768
Optimistic Friday, May 22, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,734,833,435
WellMadeMale
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1,340,000,000 seconds to live, til November 14, 2052.

I better make some of them worthwhile.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Me my time will come when it comes don't wanna know when personally but hey that's just me
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Quote by bikebum1975
Me my time will come when it comes don't wanna know when personally but hey that's just me


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Sunday may 11th 2053 hopefully there will be some good times from now until then.
mercianknight
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Darn it! Morbid curiousity got the better of me and now I'm told, Pessimistically & Sadistically, that I have already pooped my clogs!!

Good news is that, Normally & Optimistically, I'm good until 73 or 86. - wonder how much a pack of 'Depends' will cost then?????
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Pooped my clogs?
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Friday, December 16, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,090,046,352

Not much longer at all ...
Dancing_Doll
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Sunday, June 15, 2081
Seconds left to live...
2,241,747,271

This technically means I will live until I'm 97 years old!
Hmm... I will definitely be needing a younger man by then...
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Monday, October 11, 2055
Seconds left to live... a lot

I die on my sister's birthday at the age of 73.

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Latest story:

  • TBD

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  • Smoke Break-Interracial
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NORMAL: Wednesday, May 11, 2050
Seconds left to live...1,260,263,230 and counting


Wow....I'll be a month and a half away from turning 71.



PESSIMISTIC: Saturday, March 19, 2033
Seconds left to live...719,225,950 and counting.



SADISTIC: Monday, May 11, 2015
Seconds left to live...155,724,800 and counting.




OPTIMISTIC: Saturday, July 26, 2064
Seconds left to live...1,708,678,800 and counting.

I'd be 4 days short of 85.
"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
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Tuesday, May 17, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,069,577,410
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dates:

Normal- July 30, 2063
Pesimistic- June 10, 2045
Sadistic- July 30, 2026
Optomistic- Sept. 8, 2080

great i am going to be overheated.JyF4gBai8wDyJCGP
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I also used my BMI and I got...

Normal--Mon Dec 27 2060--age 72
Pessimistic--Sat Mar 7 2037--age 49
Sadistic--Wed Dec 27 2023--age 35
Optimistic--Mon Mar 4 2086--age 98 much better I can do that one
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Normal mode:

Monday, February 21, 2039
Seconds left to live...
901,551,233

Pessimistic Mode:

Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Seconds left to live...
330,792,793


Sadistic Mode: I'm already dead.
Thursday, February 21, 2002
Seconds left to live...
0


Optimistic mode:

Monday, March 16, 2054
Seconds left to live...
1,376,923,900
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I couldn't careless because I've already paid in full for my funeral arrangements.


My parents don't have to worry about planning my wake and burial.
I've spoken w/ restaurant and bakery for both days.
Money has been set a side too.
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Hmmm, I've already been dead, very briefly. My Doctors say I should be dead. I believe some of them are waiting patiently(?) since they have been promised my body for investigation. See my profile.
kisses, amy
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Your Personal Day of Death is...

Monday, May 9, 2050
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I have 32 more years to live. Cool! Not that bad.
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Wednesday, September 18, 2086

Not buying into it. I'm going to see the next century. smile


I'd love it if you read my story for the Notorious Competition.

The Temptress of Tanner Street
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Quote by AliceDee
Not buying into it. I'm going to see the next century. smile


Hmmm, there's no way on Earth I'm seeing the next century, but at least I've lived in two of them. Better than a lot of people. I'm not doing that quiz thing, cos it will only tell me I'm already dead. It will probably be right as well. I just hope the internet reaches into the next world.

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!