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What’s you LEAST favorite sex position.

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Like the question says, but let’s try and keep it to real moves and not those ‘urban dictionary’ maneuvers that exist only to shock or entertain. So no crab hammers or flaming Pele’s.

Personally I’ve not been into anal (with a woman) or facials. Both seem degrading to my partner. Some people having those done to them but it’s not something I greatly enjoy doing.

Twisting me into a freaking pretzel so one ..all my belly chub suffocates me and two..my feet go to sleep. Keep the flexi-porn moves to the professionals!

Being tied up and just left like that for a hour.

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Being tied up and just left like that for a hour.

Are you sure that was a sex act? Could have been a robbery.

One requiring male genitalia. Past that, I'm pretty open-minded, though I may doze off.

Anything rear entry, I think. I am very much not an ass man and like to see her face and breasts in the heat of the action. Not saying I wouldn't try doggie or similar someday, but they don't have the appeal of something like cowgirl for me.

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Standing, with her against the wall and her legs around my waist - hard on the lower back. Was fun was I was younger, though 😎

The one when I am by myself….

Doggy and getting oral.

For various reasons Missionary is not mine or my partner's preferred position, though it has its moments. 😁

99% of those illustrated in the Kamasutra.

When “she” is not here

fucking while spooning isn't very fun. The guy can never fuck me hard enough or get deep enough penetration for my liking.

Holding my cock and trying to convince the “five sisters” this is really a sexual act not just a mental catharsis…

Reverse cowgirl. Doesn't do it for me.

I suppose (of the things I've tried), giving anal. I enjoyed it, but it's difficult. I'm not exactly small, so it really needs a lot of prep, and fuss, and I'm not sure it's worth it from my side. Receiving anal, from a woman with fingers, strap-on, or whatever, is a totally different kettle of fish 😋😈 I mean, I'm sure I'd get bored with it eventually... (my enthusiasm for it maybe because it's something I've only had rarely; I don't know).

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Reverse cowgirl. Doesn't do it for me.

Yes I agree with u, Feel uncomfortable.

Missionary - I'm not religious.... Lol

Any position that I requires "acrobatics" - lots of body twisitng and bending.

Reverse cowgirl. Angle doesn't do anything for me and staring at my partner's legs and feet isn't my favorite view.

Me, hanging from a trapeze.

69.

No.

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Reverse cowgirl. Angle doesn't do anything for me and staring at my partner's legs and feet isn't my favorite view.

You are not doing it right lol

Favorite position for me.

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I say, beep beep beep when I am sliding down Mik's cock lol

Lol I can't