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What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?

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Of course you get the machete, how else are you gonna get my coconut breakfast?


yep. machete will be perfect for slicing your nuts and feeding them to you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

DanielleX and lots of fresh water.
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I hope one of your two things was a frypan




no, actually it was a blow torch and a rocket launcher.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I will bring Bear Grylls with me and everything will be alright. Well, as long as he does not make me eat worms and other unpalatable proteins.
..I know, he's not a thing. But, c'mon! It's Bear Grylls, LOL
I would just bring a picture of Irene's av. This would instill a massive will to survive, knowing such beauty exists and might be seen again one day. I would of course build a suitable shrine and worship with the utmost respect.
Love many answers here. I'm tempted to say Bethany Frasier and an internet account (to read Lush), but i'd better just say a getaway yacht, and a water supply?
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I would just bring a picture of Irene's av. This would instill a massive will to survive, knowing such beauty exists and might be seen again one day. I would of course build a suitable shrine and worship with the utmost respect.


LOL! I demand a virgin sacrifice..
A sail boat and a map home ... if not that then food and water
Coffee and Tea

Hi K..
50+ sunscreen and iPod.



I hope there's enough rocks to spell out ANAL PLUG or else, how am I suppose to get pilots attention?