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Ok we all know Lady Gaga is out there, but can some one please tell me what the hell is a Ear Condom???
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What the hell is a Ear Condom?
Ok we all know Lady Gaga is out there, but can some one please tell me what the hell is a Ear Condom???
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That's for when your are on your knees blowing him and he gets a little too excited and it slips out of mouth, across your cheek and into your ear. It prevents you having a ear wax flavored cock when he finally gets it back in to your mouth. 
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Isn't that to stop the transmission of STD's during aural sex?
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Urgh, what you must wear when this track comes on.
I hate her music but it's interesting how seh references religion in a lot of her sogs, isn't she catholic? I think Lady Gaga is speaking from Mary Magdalene's point of view (not a cultural sense but future) that she would treat Judas indifferently whether or not he repented, just as Jesus did to her and that she is in love with someone even though they betrayed her , as Judas did Jesus (in which Judas kisses Jesus). If you want to be protected and don't want to hear the truth wear an ear condom.
'scuse me if this makes no sense, I am a little bit drunk.
I hate her music but it's interesting how seh references religion in a lot of her sogs, isn't she catholic? I think Lady Gaga is speaking from Mary Magdalene's point of view (not a cultural sense but future) that she would treat Judas indifferently whether or not he repented, just as Jesus did to her and that she is in love with someone even though they betrayed her , as Judas did Jesus (in which Judas kisses Jesus). If you want to be protected and don't want to hear the truth wear an ear condom.
'scuse me if this makes no sense, I am a little bit drunk.
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That's for when your are on your knees blowing him and he gets a little too excited and it slips out of mouth, across your cheek and into your ear. It prevents you having a ear wax flavored cock when he finally gets it back in to your mouth.
it should be mentioned that there's a nose condom as well... nothing worse than having a cock in your nostril and the aftermath; snot flavored cock.
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That's for when your are on your knees blowing him and he gets a little too excited and it slips out of mouth, across your cheek and into your ear. It prevents you having a ear wax flavored cock when he finally gets it back in to your mouth.
I guess this gives a different meaning to the saying "let me stick my dick in your ear....so you can hear where I'm cumming from"
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Isn't that to stop the transmission of STD's during aural sex?
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It's important to wear an ear condom because you really do not want to end up with hearing AIDS lol
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It's to keep Bie-fuck, Spearshit, and other "artists" that have no talent from being stuck in your head.
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That's for when your are on your knees blowing him and he gets a little too excited and it slips out of mouth, across your cheek and into your ear. It prevents you having a ear wax flavored cock when he finally gets it back in to your mouth.
Never put anything into your ear smaller than your elbow.
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I think that's a pseudonym for the mute button. Shhh!
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In the context of the song it sounds like a metaphore for keeping out things you would rather not hear. Basically, plug your ears so that you will not be offended by what she says.
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It's what Spock has to use to cover his ears when he's making it with an Earth chick. Those points leave bruises damnit.
Hey that's probably some sort of pun!
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Hey that's probably some sort of pun!
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