Onions, garlic, Doritos.. anything that lingers on the breath. Also, I'd avoid foods that tend to have a gassy effect.
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What should you NEVER eat before sex?
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Your partner's penis?
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I once ate pasta with garlicy-tomato sauce and smoked oysters (don't ask). Needless to say, later when my wife was happily straddling my head, I quietly belched. The gagging and laughing fit that followed completely ruined the mood.
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Onion or garlic
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Chilli Pepper Poppers ... the receiver of oral sex does not like it
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White Castle, Taco Bell, Beans, Onions, Garlic,
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Bloomin Onion from Outback
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Spicy food, especially before you go down on a women. almost got a slap in the face for that one haha. That shit will burn!
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No beans. Any kind of beans. None, nada. Guys to make your manly juices taste better eat pineapple. It sweetens the taste...
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The obvious: Onions, no foods that make you gassy lol, Nothing that will get stuck in your teeth (If you don't plan on brushing after eating)
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Hot dogs....never....ever....eat hog dogs before sex
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Asparagus, especially if you are into golden showers.
Just nasty.
Just nasty.
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A wood board.
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if you have a jealous gf, never eat an other women b4 bed, (that's a no no)
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immediately prior to sex, one should never eat anything that will result in bad breath. Although, a hit of listerine can do wonders in a bind.
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A tin of baked beans .. the flatulence is awful.
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Cucumbers. They make me belch.
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Left - over Pinto Beans.....try it sometime and you will know what I mean
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Beans, corn, broccoli
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Red beans and rice, white beans and rice, baked beans, black eyed peas, you get it I'm sure.
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immediately prior to sex, one should never eat anything that will result in bad breath. Although, a hit of listerine can do wonders in a bind.
Even if she does not have bad breath a little Listerine will add a new dimension to a blow job.
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Tea. My wife always knew when I'd drank a lot of it, because it apparently made cum bitter as all hell.
You need to try drinking different teas...I must down eight or nine glasses (not cups--glasses, Lebanese-style), at least, of tea, per day. Usually Murchie's No. 10 or P&G Tips, sometimes Murchie's Wedding Blend, black with sugar in the fall/winter and black iced with sugar in the summer; the advent of bottled sweet and unsweetened teas has, while not exactly delicious, made it even easier to consume vast quantities of tea per day. I do usually cut the bottled stuff 50% with water, but I don't think it would matter either way.
I don't eat much meat, I don't eat anything particularly pungent, immediately or when digested (asparagus with Hollandaise once a year or so, on Christmas, but I'm smart enough to divert oral attention away from my pussy in the next couple of days), I do drink a lot of tea (also, coffee), but that keeps me well-hydrated, and I've always been told (and tasted myself) that my pussy has sort of a blandly sweet taste. Which I guess is good.
So either your wife was lying, because G-d knows I love performing fellatio, and I've yet to fellate a fellow tea drinker (or any guy, with any kind of dietary habit, actually) whose cum I would actually verbally complain about, or she was looking for an excuse to avoid performing oral sex on you, which is/was her prerogative but that excuse? Kind of a lame one, IMHO, given that tea is consumed daily in vast quantities, and in various degrees of concentration, by men and women around the world.
I think the absolute worst thing that a guy can consume prior to fucking my mouth and throat or even just my pussy is nothing--at least nothing liquid. Dehydration, even mild dehydration, causes cum to be both thicker (and thus more difficult to swallow, and "stickier") and far, far more bitter and just unpleasant tasting. The "stickier" thing comes (no pun intended) into play the next morning, when instead of politely running out of me and rinsing away in the shower, the cum sort of chunks out, which is exactly as gross as it sounds.
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