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what is your profession?
Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.
King Leonidas: Doesn't it?
[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]
King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.
King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.
King Leonidas: Sculptor.
[turns to a third soldier]
King Leonidas: You?
Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.
King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?
Spartans: WAR! WAR! WAR!
King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!
King Leonidas: Doesn't it?
[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]
King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.
King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.
King Leonidas: Sculptor.
[turns to a third soldier]
King Leonidas: You?
Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.
King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?
Spartans: WAR! WAR! WAR!
King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!
Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.
King Leonidas: Doesn't it?
[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]
King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.
King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.
King Leonidas: Sculptor.
[turns to a third soldier]
King Leonidas: You?
Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.
King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?
Spartans: WAR! WAR! WAR!
King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!
King Leonidas: Doesn't it?
[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]
King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.
King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.
King Leonidas: Sculptor.
[turns to a third soldier]
King Leonidas: You?
Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.
King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?
Spartans: WAR! WAR! WAR!
King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!
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I'm Doctor "AvrgBlkGrl", but I save lives through literature. I get to touch the heart, but with little blood loss.
? A True Story ?
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I took over the world two years ago. It took a while but I finally pulled it off. It's a blast, but god, the demands!
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
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I'm Doctor "AvrgBlkGrl", but I save lives through literature. I get to touch the heart, but with little blood loss.
The problem, doctor, is that every time I read one of your stories I get this serious inflammation of a part of my body. What do you recommend for that?
giggles.
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The problem, doctor, is that every time I read one of your stories I get this serious inflammation of a part of my body. What do you recommend for that?
giggles.
After checking your heart for sweetness, I recommend sliding it into something nice and warm immediately. Let it drain naturally. Repeat if necessary.
You are so bad??
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I took over the world two years ago. It took a while but I finally pulled it off. It's a blast, but god, the demands!
Can you direct me to your complaint department? ?
? A True Story ?
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Smartass.
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Smartass.
A writer who gets distracted by beautiful women like Trinket. Yes fair lady, it may be smart but I'll bet it is gorgeous.
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A smart bomb with a very sexy shell....for maximum damage of course.
You can bomb me anytime Danielle!
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Delivery driver by day .. street corners at night selling my body.
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Delivery driver by day .. street corners at night selling my body.
Don't give up your day job.
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Don't give up your day job.
ok T .. that seriously made me rofl .. I will get you back for that lmao.
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ok T .. that seriously made me rofl .. I will get you back for that lmao.
Simplyjohns pimp...please email me with your offers, he doesnt come cheap and its cold this time of year. Costing me a bomb h
keeping him in hats coats and scarves.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Simplyjohns pimp...please email me with your offers, he doesnt come cheap and its cold this time of year. Costing me a bomb h
keeping him in hats coats and scarves.
You must be starving to death
(sorry J, just kidding)
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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You must be starving to death
(sorry J, just kidding)
The blokes seem to like him, I do ok and it keeps me out the gym I guess
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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A Prison Guard and proud of it 
“SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?”
The quote comes from a scene where the 300 Spartans come across a huge number of Arcadians who are willing to fight off the Persians. The Arcadians are initially dismayed as there are only 300 Spartans; that number is just too small when compared to the invader’s army. King Leonidas, played by Gerard Butler, asks several of the Arcadians what their jobs were. They replied that they were simple workers, such as potters and sculptures. King Leonidas then turns to his fellow Spartans and asks them what is their profession. The Spartans all howl in several fearsome bellows in reply. The King of Sparta then states that he actually has more soldiers than the Arcadians assembled there.
The quote comes from a scene where the 300 Spartans come across a huge number of Arcadians who are willing to fight off the Persians. The Arcadians are initially dismayed as there are only 300 Spartans; that number is just too small when compared to the invader’s army. King Leonidas, played by Gerard Butler, asks several of the Arcadians what their jobs were. They replied that they were simple workers, such as potters and sculptures. King Leonidas then turns to his fellow Spartans and asks them what is their profession. The Spartans all howl in several fearsome bellows in reply. The King of Sparta then states that he actually has more soldiers than the Arcadians assembled there.
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maintenance man at a major hotel
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