what is your profession?

3 Apr 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

*pokes tongue out*

*pokes tongue with spork*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

3 Apr 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

Pft .. you think I am worried? .. I am Surrey champion at TiddlyWinks .. bring it on ..

That is because you have to play tiddlywinks cause your so crap at bowling....You are only reining Surrey Tiddleywink champion now cause no one and I MEAN NO ONE has played tiddlywinks since at least the 1950's but then you are old so enjoy you fame at being the Surrey Tiddlywink champion when you are the only person who ever enters Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Apr 2016

Quote by sprite

*pokes tongue with spork*

Add some sea salt and then poke him again...Poppy's idea woman's mean as fuck but I like her.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Apr 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

Pft .. you think I am worried? .. I am Surrey champion at TiddlyWinks .. bring it on ..

i just winked Kate's tiddly. does that count? flower

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

3 Apr 2016

Quote by sprite

*pokes tongue with spork*

And why have you got bandage on your shoulder with a pencil on?

dontknow

3 Apr 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

And why have you got bandage on your shoulder with a pencil on?

That's not a pencil that's a weapon Jesus don't u ever read Poppys' posts?

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Apr 2016

Quote by kiera

That's not a pencil that's a weapon Jesus don't u ever read Poppys' posts?

Oh I do I do .. she uses hair rollers and cement as a face pack .. omg she looks divine.

3 Apr 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

Oh I do I do .. she uses hair rollers and cement as a face pack .. omg she looks divine.

I knew it, I knew you loved me really, have lost all my sporks to a gaggle of angry ladies so only have my rolling pin left, but I think it's very attractive, don't you John?

Oh, and I liked your big swaggering cock better than your stiff one angel7

Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have

3 Apr 2016

Quote by poppyx

I knew it, I knew you loved me really, have lost all my sporks to a gaggle of angry ladies so only have my rolling pin left, but I think it's very attractive, don't you John?

Oh, and I liked your big swaggering cock better than your stiff one

I nearly had an orgasm when I saw that .. those teeth .. that look of aggression .. that sexy outfit .. the rolling pin .. hardcore images just dont come any better than that.

3 Apr 2016

I have to say I was in two minds about whether to let you see the real me but having just gone for it I'm pleasantly surprised at your reaction - if you are a very bad boy I will show you what's under my dressing gown later flower

Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have