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ok this is true. I entered a contest to see if I could do the pasty twirl dance. I had pasties on so does that still count as naked? BTW I didn't win.
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What is the funnest thing you have done naked???
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I've been involved in some streaking.
I tried that one time from bed to bathroom ... she didn't think it was all that funny
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Once walked across a beach full of couples and families topless. I'm pretty big and bouncy so I liked the reactions, men pretending they weren't looking lol
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A 15 mile cycle ride for charity with around 50 others
Sitting at the edge of darkness
Well I was mortified at the time, but find it quite humorous now.
I live in the midwest. We bought 19 acres of woods in Florida. After clearing some trees, we built a 40 x40 barn. While preparing to build a small house, we had a travel trailer that we kept parked in the barn. It gave us a place to stay while we were there, we had running water and power, a kitchen, air conditioning and a fridge. We did have a portable tank for the waste tanks on the trailer, otherwise we would have to pull the trailer in and out of the barn to dump the grey water. This was a pain when sometimes we were both showering twice a day, so we bought a tank sprayer, the kind you use in the garden for fertilizer. We fitted the hose with a multi spray nozzle. Leaving the tank outside during the day, the sun heated the water so we could take hot or warm showers, outdoors.
I usually would go behind the barn to shower, the old man would do so just outside the barn door. If anyone came up the drive they would have a clear view of the front of the barn. So after one very long day hauling brush and trimming trees I was too tired to move the atv with the tank sprayer. I stripped down just inside the barn, grabbed my soap and shampoo and showered outside the barn door. The dog was laying in a sandy spot just off the edge of the driveway. He was a very alert dog and would let us know if anyone was coming up the drive, so I figured he would give me enough warning to get into the barn before they rounded the corner and could see me.
I had a head full of lathers and was just starting to rinse my hair when he jumped up, let out a growl and went running into the barn. My first thought was please do not let it be a bear (we have a lot of them where we are). Then I heard it, that strange noise and the the tops of the trees started moving on this very calm day. It took me a couple seconds to realize what it was and by then it was too late. We are not far from several military bases, and here comes 3 huge helicopters, skimming the tree tops. Here I am standing buck naked outside the barn, in the wide open clearing, rinsing my hair, looking up as they flew by. At first I was mortified and was going to head to the barn but it did not take them that long to go by. These were the large helicopters with open sides, there were at least 4 men on my side in each of them, the last helo, kind of tilted a couple times like he was waving.
I continued my shower and had hoped that I had made a few of our soldiers enjoy their training. The rest of that week, we did notice an increase in helicopter traffic over our place.
I live in the midwest. We bought 19 acres of woods in Florida. After clearing some trees, we built a 40 x40 barn. While preparing to build a small house, we had a travel trailer that we kept parked in the barn. It gave us a place to stay while we were there, we had running water and power, a kitchen, air conditioning and a fridge. We did have a portable tank for the waste tanks on the trailer, otherwise we would have to pull the trailer in and out of the barn to dump the grey water. This was a pain when sometimes we were both showering twice a day, so we bought a tank sprayer, the kind you use in the garden for fertilizer. We fitted the hose with a multi spray nozzle. Leaving the tank outside during the day, the sun heated the water so we could take hot or warm showers, outdoors.
I usually would go behind the barn to shower, the old man would do so just outside the barn door. If anyone came up the drive they would have a clear view of the front of the barn. So after one very long day hauling brush and trimming trees I was too tired to move the atv with the tank sprayer. I stripped down just inside the barn, grabbed my soap and shampoo and showered outside the barn door. The dog was laying in a sandy spot just off the edge of the driveway. He was a very alert dog and would let us know if anyone was coming up the drive, so I figured he would give me enough warning to get into the barn before they rounded the corner and could see me.
I had a head full of lathers and was just starting to rinse my hair when he jumped up, let out a growl and went running into the barn. My first thought was please do not let it be a bear (we have a lot of them where we are). Then I heard it, that strange noise and the the tops of the trees started moving on this very calm day. It took me a couple seconds to realize what it was and by then it was too late. We are not far from several military bases, and here comes 3 huge helicopters, skimming the tree tops. Here I am standing buck naked outside the barn, in the wide open clearing, rinsing my hair, looking up as they flew by. At first I was mortified and was going to head to the barn but it did not take them that long to go by. These were the large helicopters with open sides, there were at least 4 men on my side in each of them, the last helo, kind of tilted a couple times like he was waving.
I continued my shower and had hoped that I had made a few of our soldiers enjoy their training. The rest of that week, we did notice an increase in helicopter traffic over our place.
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Well I was mortified at the time, but find it quite humorous now.
I continued my shower and had hoped that I had made a few of our soldiers enjoy their training. The rest of that week, we did notice an increase in helicopter traffic over our place.
When I was flying out of Rucker we had a few likewise encounters in the panhandle..we marked em on our maps a "LZ Bush" The Apache has a long range Nav site system and a High optic Forward looking Infrared system that would locate (ahem) certain "hotspots" .Thanks for bringing back that fun memory.
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Many years ago with my first wife. took a naked stroll on the beach at night.
There wasn't anyone on the beach but us. It took some convincing on my part to get her to agree to get naked with me and walk down the beach.
We actually became quite comfortable and walked a long way from our car.
We began our walk back to our car and when we were about a 1/4 of a mile from it, we heard a noise all of a sudden and the beach lit up like it was daytime.
It was a Navy helicopter from the base in Corpus Christi.
We were shocked and scared and ran as hard as we could to get to our car. When we got in the car, the lights went out and the helicopter went on.
I'm sure the flight crew had a good laugh on us.
We dressed and went home. We never tried that again.
There wasn't anyone on the beach but us. It took some convincing on my part to get her to agree to get naked with me and walk down the beach.
We actually became quite comfortable and walked a long way from our car.
We began our walk back to our car and when we were about a 1/4 of a mile from it, we heard a noise all of a sudden and the beach lit up like it was daytime.
It was a Navy helicopter from the base in Corpus Christi.
We were shocked and scared and ran as hard as we could to get to our car. When we got in the car, the lights went out and the helicopter went on.
I'm sure the flight crew had a good laugh on us.
We dressed and went home. We never tried that again.
I sleep naked and one early morning I went out to get the newspaper that had been tossed on the lawn! It was perfectly innocent and it was just as dawn was rising! The yard was still in shadow and I could barely be seen. My husband Dan thought that it would be extremely funny if he closed and locked the front door. I did not. After knocking on the door several times and politely asking that he open the door, while listening to him laugh I made an executive decision. I headed across the street to our neighbors house! I got halfway across their front yard when I heard footsteps pounding behind me and suddenly I was wrapped up in the afghan from the couch! Before I could say a word I was quickly herded in our house and as the door closed behind me I burst out into laughter! Joke backfired on you Daniel lol??
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I honestly couldn't tell you. If it's not supposed to be something sexual, likely one of the naked pool parties I used to go to. We had a pretty good time... And they only occasionally got sexual.
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I sleep naked and one early morning I went out to get the newspaper that had been tossed on the lawn! It was perfectly innocent and it was just as dawn was rising! The yard was still in shadow and I could barely be seen. My husband Dan thought that it would be extremely funny if he closed and locked the front door. I did not. After knocking on the door several times and politely asking that he open the door, while listening to him laugh I made an executive decision. I headed across the street to our neighbors house! I got halfway across their front yard when I heard footsteps pounding behind me and suddenly I was wrapped up in the afghan from the couch! Before I could say a word I was quickly herded in our house and as the door closed behind me I burst out into laughter! Joke backfired on you Daniel lol??
...and I thought you were a modest, demure kinda gal ... is my assessment all wrong 
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Wasn't quite naked, in a very short negligee, with a barn coat that just covered my bum over that, but a generator had failed at the police agency I volunteer at and so at 0200 I was over working on an electrical panel with seven troopers trying very hard not to look at me.
It wasn't funny at the time, but funny now.
It wasn't funny at the time, but funny now.
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Might not be funny although I did hear the neighbor laughing on the other side of the fence.
Making snow angels.
Making snow angels.
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I was vacumming the stairs half naked on my way up to have a shower. The noise of the vacuum blocked the sound of the dog barking and Tony, the electrian coming in the house. It was shocking.
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You should read my 'Chocolate Laughter' story. The explosion part is true!
I did go and read it and was reminded of a similar experience, a good one.
I drove home from work naked one night (I worked at a pool and chlorine had spilled on my clothes and bathing suit). I was sure I'd end up being pulled over but I made it home safely and got out of my car to head into the house. Only to discover that the neighbors had installed new very bright floodlights. Not sure if anyone got to see that sight of me having to walk up the driveway. I had parked in the street.
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I was vacumming the stairs half naked on my way up to have a shower. The noise of the vacuum blocked the sound of the dog barking and Tony, the electrian coming in the house. It was shocking.
For you or for Tony the electrician?
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On the Caribbean island of Tobago, on the rocks of a deserted cove, I made love standing up with a beautiful young woman. When we'd finished, she looked over my shoulder and whispered: "There's two guys in a fishing boat out there in the bay, who've just watched us doing it through field glasses!"
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Ate tacos, there is probably something that tops that but I cant think of it
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As an adult, the most fun, non-sexual activity that I’ve performed naked would probably be cooking breakfast while jamming out to music.
When I was much, much younger I once climbed a pretty tall tree in the nude when no one was around but that was mostly out of an adolescent “I’m not going to follow society’s big dumb rules” sense of rebellion and not much more than that. Basically I just wanted to break rules and that’s the best thing I came up with that afternoon.
When I was much, much younger I once climbed a pretty tall tree in the nude when no one was around but that was mostly out of an adolescent “I’m not going to follow society’s big dumb rules” sense of rebellion and not much more than that. Basically I just wanted to break rules and that’s the best thing I came up with that afternoon.
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Trying to take stoopid selfies ..being shy and trying to be sexy ..not a great combo ..good times, cherished moments ?? ..classic
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Putting aside the copious amount of good sex I've had, probably wandering naked at a festival. Hard to say, though.
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This was in the Mojave Desert. A small community with few near-by neighbors. As you might expect, it didn't rain much there. One day we were lucky enough to get a rain shower. I stripped down to nothing. Then it was a frolic in the rain, around the house, being completely uninhibited. Joyously free feeling.