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What is the funnest thing you have done naked???

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Performing my first totally nude Love Adagio!  Prior to doing it I was scared out of my mind but once on stage it was easily one of my most fulfilling experiences as a Dance Artist but it was also one of the most intimate/bonding experiences I have ever felt.  Those feelings and sensations will never go away. 

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We were out in the country driving naked.  Came to a small town minutes from the start of their summer parade.  Drove down the main street lined with families waiting for the parade.

Action conquers fear!
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Challenged a female friend to race me around our detached townhouse naked. We are in the back stripping our clothes and she takes off and beats me. I say let's go one more time since we are both fully naked and ready to run. As we turn the second corner, our neighbor pulls into his driveway and his glaring headlights illuminate our bodies. We continue running as I could see his eyes bulging. We may it safely back to our starting point and burst into laughter as we gather the clothes and zip back into the house. 

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My wife called to tell me she was on her way home, told her I would be waiting with bells on,(southern expression I haave zero idea of what it means other than you look forward to it ),.Once I hung up I got to thinking,went to the garage found the Christmas decorations box,and found an ornament with 3 small bells. Went in the house got naaked and tied them on my dick right behind the head. When she pulled up I went to the kitchen,and stood behind the counter.I strocked (sp) a bit to get flaccid and not soft. She came in and I stepped out with the bells hanging and shook them at her so they would ring. She laughed till she cried,came to me and began ringing my bells while kissing me. You can guess the reult, and the harder I got the more the rinnon got tight till I was about to cry as well, whew, finally got it off though. 

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riding around naked in my car

I like sexy sweet panties
oh but it is the woman that makes then sexy an sweet
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Slipped in the shower

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Fallen off the bed. 🀣🀣

His GODDESS πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Every second of every day. πŸ’•πŸ’

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jumped off a cliff! t'was crazy yet fun! might not do it anymore though biggrin

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Locked out of my hotel room

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Farted and pulled the duvet over my then girlfriends head.For some reason we parted soon after that.

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Melanie.

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Melanie.

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Driven a car on the highway totally naked. I was alone in the car. Often fantasize having a naked women join me for a ride. Also enjoyed walking totally naked on the beach.

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I once played my piano accordion naked and sitting down.

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Jumped off a bridge into a river 😊

Living bi-cariously through Lush
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Skinny dipping with a group.

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I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job

My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff

Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library

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Driving home, at night, with both of us naked, after getting caught having sex.

Back in 1973, after my first girlfriend lost her virginity she wanted sex anywhere and as often as possible, so on the way home from shopping one night we stopped at Myuna Bay, Lake Macquarie. We got out and after I removed her dress, bra and panties, and she took off my pants, undies, and shirt, we got in the back seat. She was straddling me with my cock in her pussy, and going for it. We were looking out the side window at the moon on the lake when a couple of faces appeared. Looking around there were more faces at the other windows. Some young teenage boys and girls from a nearby recreation camp got to see some action. She slid off and lay on the seat and I climbed over the front seat and drove towards home naked and shaking. We stopped closer to her home where we got out and dressed and then continued home. We never got to get the happy ending that night. We had a lot of laughs, and well and truly made up for it over the rest of the weekend.

This night is still clear in my mind, and brings back great memories of her.

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Skipped rope. 'Nuff said.