Get the money firmly clenched in my hot grubby little fist.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Knowing my luck I'd probably stroke out from the shock. Esp as I never buy lottery tickets, so it would indeed be an unexpected windfall.
I know they say you make your own luck and I have tried throughout my life to be optimistic about things, but I tell you what mate if it was raining fucken mansions, I'd get hit with the shithouse door.
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
order a big recreational vehicle... then i would order paint, brushes and canvasses to get ready to leave as soon as possible...
help out my friends that are in need with a big party. oh yeah supply canvas for above.. lol
get on lush and invite afew of my friends (u know who u r ) 2 join me on a vacation 2 a deserted tropical island.
I would invest the money and forget about it for one year at least.
Go back to life and work like nothing had happened.
After I let my money make some money, I would go traveling.
confirm i am the winner, if its over 100 mil get a lawyer
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Make sure about 20% of it is liquid. Put the other 80% in various accounts all over the world as well as invest in a few Roth IRAs. Buy a house, pay my love's tuition, and make sure both our families are taken care of for the rest of our lives.
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Quit my crapper job...then help what little family I have then leave town and relax
Start a new career as a money manager. And the 1st chore after that...lock that ticket in the safe.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Sounds odd maybe, but hubby and I would IMMEDIATELY start on child #2 as our only hesitation has been money issues. I'm not getting any younger here!! Then I suppose my girlfriends and I would take the greatest shoe shopping trip in recorded history on my dime. THEN the usual charity, family, new house, etc.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Give 10% to charity, i always promised i would if i ever won big.
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
give the ticket to some i trust not to lose it and then freak out for a couple of days.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Assuming this is a big win...
Set aside enough to pay off my student loans and to finish off my education. Then pay off my close family's debts and make sure they're living comfortably, as well as make a big old donation to the Buddhist organisation I'm part of.
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
first thing - set up a bank acct that could take that kinda big payday!
then - call my lawyer to set up trust funds
then - buy a penthouse overlooking Stanley Park
I would phone my best friend and probably just scream down the phone lol.
Say oh my God about 4 million times
cash the check, buy myself an island, and build my compound!
Once i got the money.... give it to my husband to start the business he wants.. and have a party!
Call a lawyer then a lawyer to watch his ass and then maybe someone to watch his Ass I'm thinking Keanu reeves but will see. Then go crazy cat lady on racking with better reason this time. Then breathe and live and help others live and just try to make at least the ones I can their worlds easier
Call my attorney to incorporate. Donations, trust fund, etc. would all go through that from then on.
Tell no one
Give some money to mom
Get gone and never be heard from again
NUMQUAM FIDES CATELLUS!!!
Beer and a bag of crisps.
Gold memberships for anyone with the terms "all night" or "so hard" in their name. No, Gold memberships for everyone!
Get that in the bank before something bad happens.
i love me some hot pockets. yum!
i'll buy a year supply of white castle coffee for gina.
