If this thread has been done before I apologize in advance...
Mine was a first date; we had gone to a George Winston concert and after enjoying a brew a local bar. I was trying to get the waitress attention to order another round when my date said. “Hey Algol... What winks and fucks like a tiger?” “I don’t know what?”
I looked over and saw her winking just as the waitress came over. “Check please!”
Man ,, i dont know what I was thinking . ,, The best line I have ever heard was ,,, and I quote .,,, Hey little boy would you like a ride in my car ???!!!!
Come to think about it .,, Neither one of my two EX. wives have ever been told that story.
I'm not too sure I want to hear it either... Did that really happen?
Yes. ,, I wont tell the story.
But, I would do it all over again if I got the chance with another woman like her !!!
Mine was 'wanna fuck' and it made me laugh so hard I had to let the dude buy me a drink...
There are times when I am clueless, you know like really, really, really clueless. It is not a fault, just sometimes I find myself seeing one thing and thinking another.
I was at her place, we were talking about things, I don't remember exactly, something to do with this and that. She wore a blouse that was cut to show off with out exactly showing off. Anyway, I noticed a button had come undone allowing a peek at the very sexy bra she had on. It was quite erotic in a subtle way. We kept talking, Another button came undone. I missed the signal totally. Out of the blue she says, "If I have to undue another button to get your attention I'll do the laundry instead." I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
LOL Mine was when I was ummm ok was real young. It was with best friends bf, we were talking about different places to have sex. I told him we would have to try them out and let the other know how it was. Next thing I knew he was telling me "Why do we have to tell each other? We can try them together." Well lets just say that inspired a true story for me, and yes he got laid that night. He he he
At a New Year's Eve party I attended at the tail end of 1983, my best bud was playing lead guitar in the band (4 guys) who lived in the house the party was being thrown in.
It was right before the group started playing in their double car garage and I was down in the basement standing around a pool table, waiting to play a game with the winner of the match occurring before me.
I'd been making small talk with a few single women and there was one rather, ummm, homely young woman attempting to gather my attention by rubbing her breasts into my left arm and smiling up at me.
Out of nowhere to my right I heard a feminine voice, "Beat it horseface, that's my boyfriend your breathing on."
I turned my head slowly and there before me, stood a statuesque, 5'9" blonde, angular face - big brown eyes, tanned complexion, built like a brick shithouse. Grinning at me with one raised eyebrow and a fresh drink cup in one hand, her other hand with nicely manicured nails on her left hip.
"That was...cold."
"Oh, I'm sorry...if you'd rather flirt with her than fuck with me, I can always make tracks."
To which I cocked my own eyebrow and replied, "I would much rather fuck with you, where and when?"
"Take those stairs right behind me and walk up one flight, hang a right and walk up the next flight of steps, two doors to your right, ten minutes."
I found out later she was the drummer's soon to be ex-girlfriend. That was his bedroom.
He'd invited half a dozen groupies to come and pay attention to him and she'd flat had enough of his act.
He must've been out of his mind...Jon liked to toke it up during a gig, and they played cover songs for an hour...she, at 22 years of age was extremely F.I.N.E. fine.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
