What have YOU said...that turned out wrong?

13 Jul 2015

Quote by doctorlove
I do

Haha Dr.

I am usually pretty good at damage control, but there are some people who, no matter WHAT you say to them, they take it the wrong way. It is exhausting. Happens online and in real life.

13 Jul 2015

Another phrase I have been known to utter and it gets misconstrued is "I will think about it" not sure how that means its going to happen, but that is how it gets read for some reason.

13 Jul 2015

Quote by Missy4fun73
Another phrase I have been known to utter and it gets misconstrued is "I will think about it" not sure how that means its going to happen, but that is how it gets read for some reason.

Ha! Whenever I said that to my kids they whine "Whenever Dad says that it means no."

13 Jul 2015

Oh G-d...the congratulating a woman on being pregnant...when she wasn't pregnant. *headdesk thunk*

Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!

Drill Day - Tension
Double Oxer - Beribboned And Bowed - Blood Lust - Losing It - My Favourite Word

14 Jul 2015

Asking a woman I hadn't seen for a while how her husband was...'Still dead,' came her reply! Doh!

15 Jul 2015

Quote by LaylaJune

Haha Dr.

I am usually pretty good at damage control, but there are some people who, no matter WHAT you say to them, they take it the wrong way. It is exhausting. Happens online and in real life.

Yeah, this. Some people just have NO sense of humour. coffee

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

15 Jul 2015

Can I borrow your dress ...

15 Jul 2015

804 of my first 900 Forum Posts ... Embarassed

the other 96 were on the subject of 'who's the sexiest' or 'would u have sex with?'

am fairly confident with those answers.. Shhh

16 Jul 2015

At the elevator, to a guy. "I'm going down." He held his hand to his crotch and said, "oh really?" With a smile.

17 Jul 2015

First time in bed with my boyfriend, t1517

he looked at me dead in the eye in a moment of passion and said, "So, you wanna play Yahtzee?"

I ended up laughing so hard it killed the mood. Lfunny

A year an a half later I married that goofball... and last month we celebrated our 6th anniversary. sheepholy

17 Jul 2015

Quote by NymphWriter
First time in bed with my boyfriend, he looked at me dead in the eye in a moment of passion and said, "So, you wanna play Yahtzee?"

I ended up laughing so hard it killed the mood.

A year an a half later I married that goofball... and last month we celebrated our 6th anniversary.

awwwwwwww ... awesome post ...

r u still letting him win???

meanwhile ..

In Genesis it says Adam and Eve ... not Adam and Steve ...
But I said there was never a girl in the band!

dontknow

Wasn't Genesis Phil, Mike and Tony ???

dontknow

17 Jul 2015

Quote by hayley
awwwwwwww ... awesome post ...

r u still letting him win???

Sometimes!

Quote by hayley
meanwhile ..

In Genesis it says Adam and Eve ... not Adam and Steve ...
But I said there was never a girl in the band!

Wasn't Genesis Phil, Mike and Tony ???

That's great! I love Genesis!

22 Jul 2015

When I married my first wife and I was suppose to say with this Ring, it came out with this Wing