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Write my name in the sand or snow as I pee.
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What do you wish you could do that the opposite sex can?
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colin123
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have a baby
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It would be nice to have a man’s strength. I have carpal tunnel and my hands go numb a lot.
Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo
Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo
Active Ink Slinger
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The obvious, have multiple orgasms, one after another. Even in my younger days there was always at least a short recovery time.
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Women have it much tougher than any of us guys think. Think I'd rather stay a guy.
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Quote by Dancewithme
Women have it much tougher than any of us guys think. Think I'd rather stay a guy.
I agree! 100%
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Quote by Dancewithme
Women have it much tougher than any of us guys think. Think I'd rather stay a guy.
My wise mind knows this is true, and the road to equality is a long and winding one. But if there was a magic button which could switch my gender, I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
There are lots of reasons, but I think the biggest for me is that I'd be better able to form lasting friendships with other women. Most of my best friends in life have been women, but there's always the spectre of sex, fuckquo's ghost if you will, lurking at the edge of things.
That said, during my brief dalliances with crossdressing I learned that the apparel expectations alone are incredibly taxing, and I'm nothing if not lazy, so who knows if I'd actually enjoy the switch.
Once there was a man with a little too much time on his hands...
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get cock and cum in three holes get pregnant and have a baby and breast feed it
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Fake an orgasm. LOL.
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Hell when you’re exploring outside or hiking it’d be nice to just pull out a dick and piss. Instead of needing to find a spot to squat, then wipe, then look for a place to safely through away your napkin.
Seriously ?
Seriously ?
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Not menstruate. Granted one day i'll get there but only after hot flashes, and with major bone density losses. i'll take wearing a bra, if you'll take the cramps
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Multiple orgasms for sure. 
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Oh, and I wish I had more sensitive nipples like my gf has.
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Not really a wish but, I sometimes wonder what sex feels like to a woman.
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Multiple orgasms.
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Quote by DonnaCupcake
Not menstruate. Granted one day i'll get there but only after hot flashes, and with major bone density losses. i'll take wearing a bra, if you'll take the cramps
What my sister said -- especially when its as pointless a function as it is for me.
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Open jars better
I'd love you to check out my latest
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx
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To menstruate. Just wanna know the pain they go through ...
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Being emotionally vulnerable without fear of having my character questioned and thus seeming less attractive to the sex I'm attracted to.
My last published story: Good For Nothing
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Have a conversation with a mechanic, plumber or electrician where they don't talk down to me, try to look down my top or up my skirt.
Sometimes I have to get my brother to handle talking to them.
Sometimes I have to get my brother to handle talking to them.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
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Get ready to go out in five minutes
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Pee easily into a test tube. Seriously infuriates me.
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Multiple orgasms
Active Ink Slinger
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Get free drinks from guys in bars (when we're allowed in bars again)
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Lick my genitals . Oh no that's dogs innit !!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Buy clothes that were the size they're supposed to be.
My brother can buy clothes with a set of measurements, it's pot luck for me if the damn thing will fit.
It's a total joke.
My brother can buy clothes with a set of measurements, it's pot luck for me if the damn thing will fit.
It's a total joke.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Active Ink Slinger
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Sit down for a wee without the risk of more coming out after standing back up.
We can't withstand forever - The flame will set us free
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
inking
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I wish I could do make up & my hair likewomen who have it down to a fine art I still strugle with mine.