Write my name in the sand or snow as I pee.
It would be nice to have a man’s strength. I have carpal tunnel and my hands go numb a lot.
Hugs,
Mysteria
Xo
The obvious, have multiple orgasms, one after another. Even in my younger days there was always at least a short recovery time.
Women have it much tougher than any of us guys think. Think I'd rather stay a guy.
get cock and cum in three holes get pregnant and have a baby and breast feed it
Hell when you’re exploring outside or hiking it’d be nice to just pull out a dick and piss. Instead of needing to find a spot to squat, then wipe, then look for a place to safely through away your napkin.
Seriously ?
Not menstruate. Granted one day i'll get there but only after hot flashes, and with major bone density losses. i'll take wearing a bra, if you'll take the cramps
Not really a wish but, I sometimes wonder what sex feels like to a woman.
To menstruate. Just wanna know the pain they go through ...
Drive my car and go out un-escorted when in the Middle East.
Being emotionally vulnerable without fear of having my character questioned and thus seeming less attractive to the sex I'm attracted to.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Have a conversation with a mechanic, plumber or electrician where they don't talk down to me, try to look down my top or up my skirt.
Sometimes I have to get my brother to handle talking to them.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Get ready to go out in five minutes
Pee easily into a test tube. Seriously infuriates me.
Get free drinks from guys in bars (when we're allowed in bars again)
Lick my genitals . Oh no that's dogs innit !!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Buy clothes that were the size they're supposed to be.
My brother can buy clothes with a set of measurements, it's pot luck for me if the damn thing will fit.
It's a total joke.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Sit down for a wee without the risk of more coming out after standing back up.
We can't withstand forever - The flame will set us free
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
I wish I could do make up & my hair likewomen who have it down to a fine art I still strugle with mine.