"Tip Toe Through The Tulips" ESPECIALLY Tiny Tim's version!
Dragostea Din Tei by O Zone
Any song that Lil Wayne makes
I Write The Songs, by Bruce Johnston and performed by Barry Manilow
Between the lyrics and the performance, I can't decide which is more egotistical. The combination is, to put a spin on something from a Seinfeld episode, PUKE-WORTHY.
But as a general rule of thumb, anything by Antonio Carlos Jobim is likely to be right up there with the most irksome melodic drivel ever. - 'Course, both he and Herb Alpert make a whole bundle of cash by cranking out musical crap. Every dentist and elevator manufacturer in the world loves that shit.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster