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The fact that they think their bodily functions are so funny/interesting...

Not everyone is so fascinated that you have just released gas from your body, be it up or down...

Ling




It is funny what can I say?
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LMAO!!!...these responses are hilarious!!!.....

Mr. Plow I will talk to you later about your 1950's mentality along with David....

Stuart.....everyone has the right to change thier minds women and men alike....now as for shoes....its my perogative to own as many as I want for the simple reason that I buy them...LOL!

Ali, Catnip, Nic and Lil Birdie....high five....LOL!

Welcome Monroe....

Ahh Roccolicious Tech has done wonders for you....lol

Baker you have the right to express yourself as long as you are not violating someone else's rights or degrading someone in the process.

ziiomara......como que hate is a strong word....it was like dislike....hahaha...pero te entiendo...LOL!

And as for me I love men and women and all thier little quirks and when I feel I don't like you anymore I simply more on to the next....case closed.....the end....LMAO!!!






I know, I just got carried away. I have five brothers so you know how that goes.. Oops..! I did admit though that I was getting heated and I quit at only (5) I think that shows my restraint..
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everything.
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nothing.
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I like Rocco am going to watch the show.lCHNQkUbad8rTxkk
Carpe Diem

Red out
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The stand are getting full. I joined the side lines.
I made the

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Oh man, if Bat's making his famous popcorn, I'm sticking around for a while.




Zaf, I was this way before I met the stunning Tech Goddess. Not only that, she renewed my faith in women, after a disappointing marriage.
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I have ate so much popcorn while reading all these post. There is not that much that I dislike about men. I have more bad habits that annoy myself haha I leave clothes on the floor and leaves pots in the sink till I have run out of plates haha I admit I can be a messy person I tell myself its because there is always something else better to do than housework
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Eyo, I pick a guy that I dont have a problem with.

But

I have problems with guys who smack my ass and they dont know me!
And a guys who think that Doll Face is a pick up line! Its not my fault that I look like a doll! Please dont hold it against me! I dont like it, neither should you!

Thats about it for a general statement...
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Feel better, Necho?
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Feel better, Necho?


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Mr Out of Bounds, here.

Men get better looking with age; women just get older.
Women get to say, 'I don't know how to do that.'
It's ok for women to quit the rat race; men gotta keep earning.
Women say dumb stuff like, 'I gotta pee.'
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Eyo, I pick a guy that I dont have a problem with.

But

I have problems with guys who smack my ass and they dont know me!
And a guys who think that Doll Face is a pick up line! Its not my fault that I look like a doll! Please dont hold it against me! I dont like it, neither should you!

Thats about it for a general statement...


Ey, smile pussy-cat.
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Women say dumb stuff like, 'I gotta pee.'


Why is that dumb?? Its better then rude men who just get up and go leaving you wondering where the hell they went.
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Eyo, I pick a guy that I dont have a problem with.

But

I have problems with guys who smack my ass and they dont know me!
And a guys who think that Doll Face is a pick up line! Its not my fault that I look like a doll! Please dont hold it against me! I dont like it, neither should you!

Thats about it for a general statement...


Ey, smile pussy-cat.





Okay, why do you want me to smile?
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Eyo, I pick a guy that I dont have a problem with.

But

I have problems with guys who smack my ass and they dont know me!
And a guys who think that Doll Face is a pick up line! Its not my fault that I look like a doll! Please dont hold it against me! I dont like it, neither should you!

Thats about it for a general statement...


Ey, smile pussy-cat.





Okay, why do you want me to smile?


there's a scene in Borat where the guy's teasing some feminists.

he says, 'smile, pussycat.'
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I love Borat
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Ahh okay, I must make a mental reminder to NOT watch that movie then!
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Hey the "I gotta pee" thing is way better than most of the stuff guys do. I had to pee lots last night (thanks to one too many to drink) and had 2 guys with me, that I MADE walk me to the bathroom. They were cool with it, just stood at the door yelling for me to hurry the fuck up! LOL
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I really don't like it when men peeeee while I'm in the bathroom with him just before we are about to get it on in the shower wow you men really know how to flaten a woman's sex drive. I also dated a guy who (ohhh god the thought is just making me go ewwwwwwww) got rid of his hard skin on his feet infront of me major major turn off yukkkkkkk I didn't have the heart to tell him that is not a good thing to do infront of me haha
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I really don't like popcorn it tastes like polystirene I much prefere a cartoon icon of a big box of crisps hee hee
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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.


Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold?

For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships.
By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well.

So there.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.
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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.


Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold?

For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships.
By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well.

So there.


Dayum, Plow! Don't f**k with the Castlequeen! (snaps three times and cocks neck)
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I hate that women get 'emotional'.
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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.


Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold?

For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships.
By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well.

So there.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.



You Go girl!! (snaps 3 times like Lexi)
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I hate that women get 'emotional'.



I have an idea, lets give you a kick in the balls and see how unemosional you are...

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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.


Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold?

For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships.
By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well.

So there.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.



Wow castlequeen please take a breather woman with child; you go girl I love d reading that now there is a woman with Gumption!
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I hate that women get 'emotional'.



I have an idea, lets give you a kick in the balls and see how unemosional you are...



I gotta go, now.

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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.



You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.


THANK YOU CASTLEQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would soooooo love to see Plow's face right now....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.



You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.


THANK YOU CASTLEQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would soooooo love to see Plow's face right now....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I hate that women only get along online. In real life they hate each other!