maybe it's just the women I've been with but --- they all seem to expect me to be able to read their minds!! ..."well I THOUGHT you would have...." ..."but I REALLY wanted...." ..."I don't want THAT to drink tonight..." (even though that's what they drank last night)... "you're not wearing THAT to the beach, are you?" (after you are already at the beach). ..."of course I wanted sex, didn't you get all the signals I was sending????"
Guess I'm a bit stunned... but please gals --- use your words --- tell us what you want/how you feel and particularly tell us what drives you wild in the passion department... this is information we NEED TO KNOW!!
Ooooh what a great question!
I'm female, so honestly, what irks me about guys is the lack of spontaneity. I know, we're all different but sometimes I wish guys would understand signals! Especially when we're flirting! Some of my guy friends are completely oblivious to a girl hitting on them but I can tell! Even if the girl is making it obvious they usually can't tell. I know all guys aren't like that, but the majority I know are...great question!
women telling me how to drive.. can't stand a side seat driver.. i bought a muscle car for a reason.. if i wanted to be driving in the slow lane i would have bought a slower car..
man excuse.. my car doesn't start to run right until it reaches 100 mph.. lol
I dislike making generalisations. Especially about the opposite sex.
Despite many opinions to the contrary, men are people too (they're a little less evolved than women, but hey, that's not their fault.) And being people they are prone to a wide variety of individual difference.
I will say this. The one thing that might actually be common to all men is their utter refusal to stop the freaking car when lost and already 15 minutes late for the social engagement you're headed to and ASK SOMEONE FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
It's about the only thing I can think of that really gets on my tits, seems to cross all cultural, religious and socioeconomic boundaries and actually be true of everyone with a penis.
Even gay guys are like it.
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
Is it really that hard to wash your plate after eating the food that you were whining for me to make???
Since this does not appear to be about a specific man, we must be generalizing.
Lush sister and brothers these all seem to be so petty to me. I have met my share of male jerks, and about the same number of female jerks. But I have met a lot of special people here on lush or elswhere and some of you I love. I am sure you know who your are.
I do have one complaint about men, sometimes there are not as many available as I may need.
I hate that women always think they have to call the cops when they catch me looking in their windows! Lol
Men seem to get intimidated very easily by a woman who is half as successful as them ..forget about 'as successful as them' and then the way they start to act....making a complete fool out of themselves............realllllly bugs me
Many, (not all) men seem to think that they know more about certain things (like mechanical stuff) than woman do. while it may be true in many cases, it is definitely not true in all cases. I personally know more about cars than about half the guys I know. I have known men who cannot even jump start a car, yet will act superior to me about mechanics.
Actually I dislike things less about the opposite sex than I dislike about my own sex. So there's that...
Oh Goodness, where to start? Oh yes, was married to a man. Worse decade of my life.
Some women (not all) can be a little "vague" at times. Like when you ask "What's wrong?" and they answer "Nothing!"
it's their cockyness and ego i dont like
Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.
The expedited version.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney Egomaniac.. That's all, I said enough!
OK generalizing.
- Yes we put clothes on the floor, Yes we do not wash the basin (it amaze me how could I forgot it.. again) and never, ever ask directions. Brag about the 8 girls that we brutally banged (actually only one or two, if any) and this just till halfway High School. Yes, contrary to our beautiful partners we do have 2 heads.
- Women know too much, worry too much, talk too much and give too many advises and directions.
Isn't it so great that we're so different so we can argue about and never get bored?
p.s. Call me sentimentalist, I actually find it cute of our many differences. Like not knowing about electronic things.. Looking at the many remotes and still don't know which one to use for that specific action…”the TV is not working again, it says INPUT 2 ohh what did I do.. are you going to come and fix this? quicklyyy, it's starting?”
that's just way tooo cute!
Choose n Practice Happiness
Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
What do I dislike about women?
I fall for them before they fall for me every time.
I dislike that the only women who ever get to know me enough to want me are married.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
What pisses me off about men? They're just so frustratingly oblivious at times. Even when I'm being absolutely blunt and up front...they just don't get it sometimes.
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Dudes dont clean up after themselves when they shave. It's gross. Fucking clean it up. If I'm swallowing your cum You can clean my damned bathroom.
lol.. that is how we find our way around traffic as well.. 
lol don't mind me I'll just sit back and watch the show
Learn to sit down and pee! It's better for your health aswell!
